So here we are with another links update.  My cat is going insane tonight yipping and jumping around.  She caught herself some sort of bug and is playing with it.  I got to see a little of the Badgers dominate because I was working at my church on our Labor Day parade float.  After this weekend I'm retiring from the world of crafts.  I burnt myself so many times with a hot glue gun.  I'll get some photos of the float so you can all marvel in my artistic side.  I have a few more things to do with the float and then it will be set.  Well I guess it's time for links.

11.  I'm not much of a fan of Eric Cantor and have often thought some of the things he has said could be treasonous.  Anyway here's a tumblr devoted to his bitch face.

4.  I was doing a Tumblr search for Little House on the Prairie stuff...no I was really looking for porn when I found this site that is apparently Willie from Little House who is still living and making hilarious drawings.  OK I was really looking for Little House stuff I just said porn to make you think I was a badass after all that talk about burning myself with a hot glue gun.

3.  Since college football kicked off this evening here's a fun little quiz.  See if you can identify the college team based on their helmet.  It took me 2:20 to get that one.

5.  And since the NFL season is right around the corner I thought I would get myself a personalized jersey and then I remembered this list of banned names.  Boy my neighbor, Charles Cumshot, is going to be disappointed he can't get his name on a jersey.

8.  Since the summer is pretty much over, here's a collection of the best summer mugshots.  #9 is the absolute best mugshot. 

12.  I love reading police blotters and this has to be one of the better stories of the past month.  Notice he didn't deny pressing his ass against the window but he denied gyrating.

9.  Last week I posted a site about the Last Meals Project.  Here is a blog called Dead Man Eating.  It features many last meals.  It's so hard to imagine that those are some of the things that people chose to eat before they died.

1.  Here's a fun website.  It's called Bad Translator.  You enter a phrase into the text box and then it translates the phrase through multiple translates from different search engines.  I took the quote "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."and translated it through Bing and Google through 56 languages and the quote changed to "We see that it exists."

2.  I saw this one someone's pulse either today or yesterday.  It's David Bowie's "Space Oddity" as a comic.  It's so sad.

10.  I did a random Google search of my name and found this website called Where the Hell is Matt.  That's not me but I am envious, not that he traveled all over the world but that he can dance. 

7.  I don't know what to think of this website other than this guy really wants to kiss me and that he looks pretty creepy.

6.  Do you have a Twitter?  Do you like celebrities?  Now you can stalk celebrities on Twitter with this site called Celebrity Tweet.  It contains links to numerous celebrities and it will rate how often they would reply to you or even follow you.  I've wasted so much time there.

Those are for @raiderjester


They are going to badge all over the Big Ten.  Or is it the new Big 12?

Here we see Paris Hilton in the year 2025.

It's no use, Mr. Squirrel, he's extinct.


Yes!  I wanna play!

Have a great night.  I'm going to have to go play video games by myself.