So I am back with another edition of lukewarm links.  I had a pretty uneventful night other than my mom asked me to work on making all these forms for her.  I am so happy to know that I have designed official forms for a hospital.  I'm the man.  She then asked me if I would accompany her to the town compost heap.  Apparently she doesn't like going out there at night and she wanted to get rid of apple peelings.  I picked apples and gave them to her and she made me 3 gallons of cinnamon applesauce.  Anyway I get out to the compost heap and the thing is steaming.  It's pretty chilly around here.  I covered up my herbs with blankets.  Well enough about me...link time.

1.  I've never been much of an X-Men fan.  I've pretty much just seen the movies and a few comic that my roommate in college read.  Well I found this list of the worst X-Men.  I wish some of them made the movies.

2.  Do any of you remember old school Taco Bell?  Like Taco Bell back in the mid-80s?  I vaguely remember the old Taco Bell when it wasn't a soulless cube of a restaurant.  Well here is a collection of photos from a 1980s Taco Bell.  I miss the old Taco Bell but as much as I dislike the new Taco Bell it's way better than Taco John's.

3.  One thing I've always enjoyed in watching stand-up comedians is how they handle hecklers.  I remember going to a comedy club in Minneapolis a few years ago and there was a heckler in the show and he caused the comedian to leave the stage.  That comedian should've watched these videos of how comedians handle hecklers.  Ari Shaffir...if you ever have time you should check out his videos as The Amazing Racist.

4.  I love photobombs.  I have also taken to loving celebrities.  Now you can imagine my orgasmic delight when I found celebrity photobombs.  My favorites there are John Lovitz, John Mayer, Christopher Walken...hell they are all great.

5.  I'm thinking of painting my house and garage and I haven't determined what color I'm going with.  Then I found this paint.  We live in such an amazing world.  Too bad I can't afford to do my whole house in that.  Maybe I'll just paint my back porch that color that way when people come and I'm not home they can leave a message.

6.  Do you have what it takes to enter the world's most exclusive website?  I don't but maybe if they see my facebook page with 6...count them...6 followers then they'll let me in.

7.  I wasn't alive back in the 60s but my parents talk about the hysteria in the cold war especially after the Cuban Missile Crisis and how people built bomb shelters.  I think the new craze will be 2012 shelters.  In fact we can rejoice, a porn company has announced they are building a bunker to ride out the supposed 2012 catastrophe.  Oh sweet, there will be porn in the future.

8.  I haven't heard any mention of this on Xanga but I think there used to be this Save the Boobs campaign.  So I don't know what that has to do with this but here is a collection of unusual bras.  Bacon bra...girls, get bacon bras.  They will lead to excessive amounts of foreplay.

9.  I haven't heard any mention of this on Xanga but I think there used to be this Save the Boobs campaign.  Maybe that religious restaurant should get some celebrities to help with the campaign.  He could ask these celebrities to help.  Here is a collection of the 20 biggest celebrity boob teases.  Christina Hendricks...please.

10.  I have spent way too much time at this site, Drunk Athlete, preparing for the NFL season.  Looks like a lot of NFL players were preparing for the season by getting drunk.

11.  You know a good way to tell if a movie will be good or bad?  It's if there is a butt in the promotion poster.  Here's a collection of booty in movie posters.  Surprsingly not all of these movies were blockbusters.  Maybe it's just if I will like the movie.

12.  I used to love hanging around Yahoo Answers because it made me feel better about myself.  I'm not as stupid as some people out there.  Well here is a Tumblr site documenting that stupidity.  Remember, folks, one day some of these people will be in charge of this country.

If you haven't yet, read my NFL All-Criminal Team, Haikus, and Terrible Tattoo Thursday posts.  Also you can "like" me over at the Facebook if you have one of those things.

This made me laugh for minutes on end.

Why must we do this to our pets?

Don't worry, shit only comes out of her mouth.

I don't always make the number one spot on the Megan's Law sexiest offenders list but when I do this is the outfit I wear.

And I keep telling myself I should be happy but a few of those things aren't happening for me so I don't live a fairy-tale life.

Have a wonderful time!