September 19, 2011
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Homework Assignment 9/13
I didn't really go over your last assignment, class. Life has gotten in the way of things and now football season has begun. Anyway, here's the next assignment.
So what do you eat? Why? PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ANSWER WHY!
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Ziti the way my mom makes it, lots of garlic bread, a large cold glass of milk, three pieces of fudge, and some lime jello.
Because 1) it tastes fucking amazing and I'm going to die anyway, so what's the point of being healthy? and 2)... can you imagine the guy who has to do the autopsy seeing that jumble?
HAHAHAHAHA. I win, in the end.
actually anything my mother would make me for my meal would suffice... why because she's my mother... love her food and taught me to cook so by now I'm tired of my cooking and miss hers.
A human. That way my execution will be delayed so that I can stand trial for MORE DELICIOUS MURDER. Not that I'm admitting to anything.
I'm pretty sure I wouldnt wanna eat.... my stomach would be in knots.
A bunch of 1-up mushrooms. Heh.
Czech beef gulas with bread dumplings, a tall glass of Czech beer, and as much Croatian Napolitanke (wafer cookies) I want.
@randaness - win
Meat, potatoes, corn bread with a lot of Coca-Cola and a marble cake with milk and some Oreos on the side
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I don't think I'd be thinking about food. But the last thing I eat (many hours before, or the day before the execution) might be something like chicken with alfredo pasta. It's just one of my favorite things. *shrug*
@Rob_of_the_Sky - hahaha! good answer.
hm perfect last meal would be pulled pork, mashed potatoes, and baked mac and cheese from Southern Hospitality. Because it's amazing and I could eat it without worrying about weight gain.
Something cleansing. No one wants to die with a clogged colon.
Tofurky, because I haven't had it in years and sometimes I just want some delicious Tofurky (the 'feast' with all the trimmings). Oysters on the halfshell with cocktail sauce, grilled salmon and steamed asparagus just because they're delicious. Souvlaki for the same reason. Also Cinnabon rolls, mocha frappuccino, mint iced tea made with Dasani water, a mint chocolate bomb from Gloria Jean's Coffee Beans and diet coke.
Oh, and a coconut cream pie.
Then please, please, PLEASE kill me before the food baby drops.
@opticalnoise - HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Did you know they ladle that stuff out during autopsy?
That's pretty dang appallin of ya, ma'am, if'n ya don't mind my sayin'. (LOL)
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I did know that. And yes, it's disgusting. But I figure... they're killing me... I mean... really?
Would YOU be nice to your murderers?
@opticalnoise - LOL!! No I would not. My last meal is skanky.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Ewwwwww. At least I didn't mix in any fish! :-O
@opticalnoise - LOL!! Sadly (for them) our aquatic friends are delicious.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - LOL. FISH ARE FOOD, NOT FRIENDS.
Geez Bruce. Haven't we had this discussion?
@opticalnoise - :: laughing hysetrically ::
Okay, that did it. I totally love you!
@ZombieMom_Speaks - :giggling:
I totally love you too. Let's be friends forevAR.
@opticalnoise - Okay! Yay!
Chicken fingers... ate them almost everyday of my life so why stop now?
I am on death row and for my last meal I will eat my executioner, because if I eat him, then he won't be able to kill me.
A bowl of my moms chili, cornbread, and a bottle of pepsi. For dessert I'd want a three-layered chocolate cake with Neapolitan ice cream.
Uhm, sorry teacher, I'm late for class.
I'd have a horseradish encrusted filet mignon from Wildfire in chicago, with red wine, some roasted red potatoes, a bowl of butternut squash soup, and a piece of German chocolate cake - my grandmother's recipe from scratch ONLY (the store bought stuff just isn't the same) and a tall, cold glass of milk with the cake.
Wow, that reminds me, my birthday is in two weeks and it will be time to make myself my annual Grandma's German Chocolate Cake Birthday cake! (Because that is the only way I will get one.) I hope I'm not on Death Row that night!
Offer a Pizza! Because Pizza guy always arrived faster than police. Well, maybe the Pizza guy could take me away from the death-row... but that's just wishful thinking on my part.
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