Day: September 22, 2011

  • Terrible Tattoo Thursday 9/22

    And so here are some more tattoos.  I thought I'd tone down this weeks edition after the graphic nature of the last two editions although I think some of you enjoyed them...some a little bit too much.


    Golf may be fun to play but it is boring to watch and makes for a boring tattoo.  I wish Ben Hogan did some flexing like his cousin Hulk Hogan.

    I wonder how he likes the new changes on Facebook.  I think I would ignore that request to like.

    This is a tattoo belong to rapper T Pain.  Don't worry, I won't like you.

    Now there is a true fan.  At least the Pittsburgh Pirates and Penguins he has tattooed on his body aren't from the Shittsburgh days.  Remember that week when the Pirates had a winning record?  It was way back in July.

    Too bad she doesn't live by that old saying "artists themselves are their own biggest critic".  I like the idea behind this but maybe they should've waited until she got a few more art lessons under her belt.


    OK these are the saddest tattoos I've ever seen.  This lady was living in a nursing home and was disturbed by the quality so she got two tattoos.  The first stands for "Please Turn Over" and the other says "Do Not Resuscitate".  Yeah that says wonders about our health care system when our nursing home residents have to tattoo caregiving directives on their body.

    I'd like to turn her on.  My power-up button is located elsewhere.

    Hello Kitty really is everywhere.  Does anyone know what happened to @pansybradshaw ?

    That spinner doesn't have a pointer to make it stop.  I could volunteer my services.

    It's spelled correctly HOWEVER I don't think that's what she was aiming for. 

    I see Doc, I see Grumpy,I see Sneezy, I see Happy, I see Bashful, and I see Dopey but where is Smelly?  Oh yeah, he's behind that door.

    And now for the #winning portion of this week's installment

    I wonder if they noticed that this wasn't winning but it was gninniw#

    Wow, they really captured Charlie's emotion perfectly.  This is Charlie when he's high which is most of the time.

    I wouldn't doubt he killed a tiger with his bare hands and decapitated it just to pose for that tattoo.

    This may actually be one of the best Charlie Sheen tattoos I've ever seen and basically the only Charlie Sheen tattoos I've seen are these that I've posted.  Anyway I'm screaming "Wild Thing" right now.  I need to get new glasses so I think I may look for some of those.

    Charlie sort of looks cross-eyed or maybe he's just really high again.

    Why does it look like Charlie is humping that leg?  Oh yeah, Charlie's probably humping that leg.

    That doesn't really look like Charlie.  I was thinking it was Jason Giambi.  I do like the inclusion of the Twitter birds because if it wasn't for Twitter, Charlie would probably be in an Oscars montage at the next academy awards show.

    This week's most tasteless tattoo...really, what are people thinking?

    Shatner disapproves.

    Hope you enjoyed.

  • Insipid Ramblings Of A Glue Sniffing Optimist + VLOG

    I really don't have much to say here.  I have a few posts I'm working on that will be something out of the ordinary but I'm mentally exhausted.  It's been a hell of a week.  Sometimes I really wonder about stuff.  See my brain is fried.  I suppose I should take a moment and step away from downloading porn...sweet Lord it has been so long, why don't you answer prayers...I think it's time to be funny and also go to the 24 hour Walgreens to buy more lube.  Did you hear about Facebook?  Apparently the universe now revolves around that site.  Maybe the Xanga team should change things up around here and we can bitch about it and get attention on CNN.

    I saw this about 500 times today.

    I actually thought this was funny.  It's a free service so they can do whatever they want with it.  If you don't want them to change it, maybe you should buy the company.

    YES!

    That's basically what I thought of the Facebook changes.  I don't care for it but then I was in that rut and 6 months from now they'll just change it again.

    I do feel bad for some because they will no longer be able to get to second base like they once could.

    I wish Facebook worked like that for me.

    Looks like someone is going to be a urologist when they grow up.

    I don't think those would help me.

    Maybe I should go there for a vacation.

    That is the only acceptable answer.

    Cerely goes great with chixem and muched pompaloes and chalkloot cock.

    VLOG TIME!

    I have such a bad accent...OH JAH!


    I win at life