I haven't been around much the last few days because my state is so full of win.  Brewers...Badgers...Packers...winning.  Anyway, I saw a few people do these posts where they said anonymous things to Xangans.  I thought I'd give it a try.

1.  You're cool.

2.  I think we should get married.

3.  I like the cut of your jib.

4.  You have nice boobs.

5.  You make me feel like an idiot.

6.  I don't know what I did to make you angry at me.

7.  I like you even though you think I'm mentally retarded and you feel sorry for me because I'm a Christian.  I've never attacked your belief system so I have yet to figure out why you attack me.

8.  You are trash.  You bring nothing positive to this site.  Drama surrounds you.  You're an adult for christ's sake; act like it.

9.  I don't understand labels but I don't think any less of you.

10.  Even though you are one of those people who say "THE" Ohio State, you're nice.

11.  99% of the time I have no idea what I should say after I read your posts but I keep reading them.

12.  I know that you closed out your Xanga and came back as LoBorn.  Your secret is safe with me because I absolutely detested you on both sites.

13.  You are hot.

14.  I can't believe you admit to liking the Black Eyed Peas.

15.  I had a dream and you were in it.  You shot me in the face.  I am now scared of you.

Like I said...so full of win.

A cousin posted this on his facebook.  I LOL'ed.

But in the peligianistic beliefs, Jesus would be the wide receiver and I would be the quarterback and on a scoring throw the quarterback does half the work of getting the ultimate prize.

I have no reversed my "no nudes" policy.  Female readers can submit all the nude photos they want and I will accept them.  Oh and remember save the boobs and what not because studies have shown that fellatio and semen help reduce breast cancer so ladies if you want to do your part to curb breast cancer give me a call.  By the way fuck commas.

I'm bringing back that hair.