I live in Amish country.  This area has probably some of the largest settlements outside of Pennsylvania.  An Amish man once told me that the reason they came to Wisconsin was because they thought the communities in Pennsylvania and Indiana had become too liberal and were straying from the true Amish way.  A while back there was a large family of Amish that left the area and I asked one of the neighbors why they had left and he said that it was a decision made by one of the elders.  This particular elder thought that this Amish man was drifting from their way of life because during the winter he didn't wear his traditional straw hat and had started wearing a plain black stocking cap.  The elder thought the man should tough it out if he worked outside in the bitter cold.  Anyway that is the type of Amish we have up here.  I was browsing the web and found some photos of Amish women going wild.

Brother Ezekiel helped me find those heathen women.

Brother Ezekiel says that she should be raking those leaves instead of foolishly throwing them in the air just to have to rake them once again.

Brother Ezekiel hopes for this Amish woman's eternal salvation that she is calling the commodities exchange to see what the going prices are for hogs and milk.

Brother Ezekiel sees such a wanton display of merriment.  Surely there is a barn that needs raising or a pie that needs baking.

Brother Ezekiel is shocked that you are able to see this Amish woman's teeth and shoulders.

Watching the devil box and she only made enough food for her and none for her dozen children.

Brother Ezekiel doesn't even think she's driving to the market.

Such a waste of carrots.  Brother Ezekiel thinks that harlot made those men peel the carrots in an obscene manner.

JEHOSHAPHAT!  YOU CAN SEE HER KNEES!  AND SHE'S DANCING!

She's probably reading this heathen post now.