Here is my little cutesy introduction.  Now it's time for links.

1.  Westboro Baptist Church, the church to which a seated Xanga belongs, has issued a statement saying they will protest Steve Jobs' funeral and they spewed out some other nonsense.  Well here are some other things they've said about famous dead people.  Your blood pressure will go up a few points after reading.

2.  I am a teacher and well one thing I've learned over the years is that there is a lot of porn geared at student/teacher relations.  Have you ever watched one of those pornos set in a classroom?  Well if you're like this guy and me then you've noticed the blackboards.  Here's a site called Blackboards in Porn.  Some people have way too much time on their hands but at least time is in their hands and not something else.

3.  A photographer recently released photos of men doing classic pin-up model poses.  I don't know when I laughed harder.  Check them out.

4.  Conan O'Brien recently had a contest on his show asking fans to make postage stamps featuring Conan.  Here are the winners.

5.  A few weeks ago the internet was abuzz when Scarlett Johannson had nude photos leak.  Well here are some of the most important leaked pics.  Yeah if you hadn't guess it's NSFW.

6.  Americans seem to be obsessed with size and making the largest and biggest products.  It might also explain why there is an obesity epidemic of which I suffer.  Anyway here's a collection of some of the biggest things out there. 

7.  Best.  Headline.  EVER!  Seriously I have always wanted to start a Bible fight.

8.  I love reading about hoaxes and in the age of the internet there are more and more hoaxes out there.  That being said, here's the museum of hoaxes.  When I've been away from Xanga this has been a new home.

9.  Are you a zombie or want to become a zombie?  Are you a single zombie or want to become a single zombie?  Here's a site that could help you find a perfect zombie mate.  It's called Zombie Connect.  I can't be there because I don't crave brains although I tell zombie girls that I really dig brains.

10.  Can you believe this domain was available?

11.  Here's a fun little trivia challenge.  It's a world history A to Z challenge.  Good luck.

12.  Guy's I can't believe I'm going to share this with you but I found a sextape on a porn site featuring two Xangans.  You won't believe your eyes, trust me, you want to watch it.

Next time you're in St. Louis, go to the Budweiser brewery and watch how they make their beer.

The evolution of stupid.

Too soon?

Awww...genocide is so adorable.





Occupy Wallstreet because the Dude abides.

Those damn Wallstreet fat cats.

Be there.

It's hot...85F.  It shouldn't be that hot at this time of the year.  I was sweating like someone turned on a water faucet inside me when I was filling out customs reports for care packages I'm sending to soldiers.  I feel like I've lost a few pounds after standing in that unairconditioned post office with the sun shining directly on me.

I took out the terrible because I liked some of these tattoos. 

Do you see a lady talking to a clown or a skull?  And the other is something from M.C. Escher.

I love ambigrams and this tattoo is pretty cool.  When you look at it one way it says Arts & Science and then when you look at it the other way it says Philosophy.

Can you see Jesus' face?                        Fish and birds

Do you see a face or a man playing saxophone?

This is the same tattoo but it is two different portraits.  It's a queen and a king.  Not the best but still a pretty cool concept.

I think I'd rather try to weigh those with my hands as opposed to the scale.

This is some painting in tattoo form

Another ambigram...sinner and saint.

Do you see a lady looking at herself in a mirror or do you see a skull?

This tattoo is full of win.

This was one of the players of the Boston Bruins.  He celebrated winning the Stanley Cup by getting a tattoo.  Clearly he is a champian and not a champion.  You'd think someone would offer spelling help but then he probably took a few checks to the head so you can't blame him.

And as proof from this tattoo, champions aren't made in the classroom.

Fill'er up!

You know, I love the artistry behind this one but...WHY?

Lucky you!

You know that's not quite something I'd be bragging up in tattoo form.

I guess tattoos don't offer advice.

Wow, Jesus had very high nipples.

Apparently Gumby died for your sins and now you have the right to play with clay.

FUCK YES!  BEST! PORTRAIT! EVER!  I don't know which is creepier, the real Walken or tattoo Christopher Walken.