Well I decided to go back to my bread and butter.  Questionable tattoos!

The first time I saw this tattoo my skin crawled.  Kids, this is why we must never stop teaching grammar in the classrooms.

Oh man, Chi-tonw rocks.  Sweet home Chicoga.

I have an Aunt Elesie.  I don't know if she stabs people in the back causing them to get a tattoo.

Maybe he spent time in prison where toothbrushes are routinely used to stab others.

This tattoo is tragically comical.

Who knew golf could be so hardcore?

A cock blowing bagpipes.  Hmm how could I make this into a sexually suggestive comment?

He's totally a member of the plumbers union.

Such a cute little baby.

I think the tattoo looks upset that the person tried to get a portrait.

I guess that's one way to avoid having to pluck your eyebrows but I think if I was with her I'd feel like a dendrophiliac.

This is a tattoo to protest against cat abortions.

No thank you.

Why does the baby look like Curly from the Three Stooges?

Don't ask where the Pooh is.

Kid's show, kid's show, oh good lord it's the kid's show...I'd so get that tattoo.  Don't get it?  Click here.

I always had suspicions about their relationship.

Why?  Just why?

Hey, I caught her at the right angle.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  How cool is it to see a tattoo of the Pythagorean Theorem?  Well it is for nerds like me.  Actually I hated geometry and only passed because I was in football. Strangely I also did poorly in Algebra I but I aced Algebra II.  FREAKY!  Geometry class was a blast because I got to sit next to the hottest girl in my class all year.  Thank you God and thank you faulty brain.
 
Ick-abod Crane would probably crap his pants if he saw this tattoo.  Yes, that is a reference to 19th century literature.

I forgot to add this cool tattoo video.  It doesn't fit much with the theme but I liked it.  It's the first ever animated tattoo.

Hope you enjoyed and weren't too repulsed to leave eprops.

I'm sick...really sick.  Last night I was watching Sons of Anarchy and I noticed I had drainage and then all of a sudden I'm congested and my ears hurt.  The night was horrible because I had a fever and couldn't sleep because I'd be cold and then I'd be on fire.  I spent most of the day alternating between burning up with a fever and shivering.  I can't breathe out of my nose and I lose my balance because of my ears.  I hate being sick.  I was going to write something monumental tonight but it's not going to happen.  You're getting photos.  I was going to make it an adult post because for some reason when I get sick I become extremely amorous but I figure I'll just go to Tumblr to take care of that because 99% of Tumblr is porn.

Oh the closest you'll get...winter is coming.

WANT!  The hotwings of course.

NO!  We must protect Bacon.

Yeah I've been trying to tell my girlfriend to heed that advice but so far it's a no go.

Music to invade a nation by

Cookie Monster is such a plutocrat.

The family that pole dances together stays together.

Yeah, it's pretty difficult.

Why isn't the media covering this?!?!?!

They should make a line of Hallmark cards for that occasion.

As a teacher with a terminal disease who’s desperate to provide financially for my family before I die…I wish there was a show on TV  I could relate to.

Well I guess everyone mourns differently.

This is what Steve Jobs was working on when he passed away.

Say it fast.

Have a good night.