I drove to Chicago and back today.  I had to take an aunt to O'Hare for her flight back to California.  It was a nice 8 and a half hour round trip.  I still can't believe people accept tollbooths.  They were horrible.  Let's see how about every 20 miles we set up barriers and charge people $1.50 to drive another 20 miles.  BRILLIANT!  I can't imagine driving down there after January 1st when most of the tolls will double.  On the way back I drove past the former fiance's house.  God, that was hard.  Anyway here are some photos and stuff.

YES!  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil

This is for @kachino and @TheSutraDude.  So it looks like their team strategy this year is to suck for Luck.

Speaking as a man who is over 6ft. tall...it sure does.

Forward...with love and occupation.

You know the awkwardness made me say, "No thanks, ma'am, I prefer french toast."

Yep, that's basically why I can't go to Hooters or any restaurant for that matter.

I think I have something new to say when all my friends show off baby photos.

It means, "Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."

Well it looks like Tyler Perry is making a horror movie.  I believe it's called Madea's Paranormal Blacktivity.

Wow, those Mucinex boogers really stick together through thick and thin.

Who bought my wife that shirt?

Then why am I trying to start a blueberry patch in my yard?

How true is that!  Maybe if you are going to make me feel sympathy for you you ought to think about what you're wearing.  How many junkies have you seen wearing decent watches?

Umm...I'm your friend?

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