So how was your day?  Really?  That's interesting.  Did you get that thing on your, you know, checked out?  Oh that's good.  I'm glad the doctor said it was going to be easily removed.  Do you want to read links now?  OK, then here they are.

1.  I was talking about the worst things you could receive while trick-or-treating on my Motivation post.  Well here is another list of the ten worst things you can receive.  #1...there was an old lady on my block when I was a kid and every year she gave those out and it wasn't like a large amount either, it was two or three.  Even all those years ago, you could buy nothing with 3 cents.

2.  Have you ever wondered what it's like to go to a Halloween party at the Playboy mansion?  Well if you have, check out this site.  I expected more nudity.

3.  A few of my friends refer to Halloween as Slutoween because girls tend to wear slutty costumes.  Anyway here's a list of slutty Halloween costumes and what they mean.

4.  Here's a collection of creepy vintage Halloween costumes.

5.  I know this is late but here's another collection of awesome Halloween costumes. 

6.  I know this is late and I've already included a link to the worst treats to receive on Halloween but here's a collection of the worst things to hand out.  Is it weird to say that a majority of those I like?  By the way...what the hell are wax lips?  I never understood them.

7.  I was actually thinking of ordering one of these hats to wear as my Halloween costume but I didn't get around to it and I thought $30 was a bit stiff for a fez.

8.  I have often wondered why I can't get a job writing in TV.  I couldn't do much worse than these TV shows.  I seriously think I could come up with something better than My Mother the Car or Poochinski or a TV show based on commercial cavemen.

9.  Here's something I learned about make-up.  Hmmm I wonder if that throws a loop in that one guy's stance about circumcision.  I mean if we don't circumcise then women won't have make-up and then the population will decrease.

10.  I went to a car show in Minneapolis a few years back and I didn't notice any cars.  I only looked at the girls showing off the cars.  I don't think anyone really sees the cars.  Anyway, here's a collection of girls showing off cars at the Frankfurt Motor Show.

11.  I know this is fake but damn that is a good business to establish...afterlife telegrams.  I know there'd be people interested in paying me to send telegrams to dead people.

12.  OK, in my man laws I covered times when it is permissible for men to cry.  I read this article and that was one of those times.

NOOOO I THOUGHT IT WOULD LAST FOREVER!

So true

I'm in love...I just need to teach her to drink beer and not water.

I'm in love.  I've only I knew how to use the Force to remove clothing.

Es macht Spaß

UNO!

Best. Costume. EVER!

Ummm I can't make a joke here but I'll just say this, cannibalism has never been so cute.

Worst. Costume. EVER!  Actually it's not much of a costume.  Somehow that kid got a hold of one of my used condom wrappers. 
 
Well for some reason Xanga photos isn't working so I guess that ends this post.  Have a great night.

Alright it's the time of the week you have all been itching for.  It's tattoo time.  Oh by the way, you should probably get that itch checked out by a physician.

Oh, wow, it looks so REAL.  Those adamantium claws are going to get me.  Look out!

See they got me and they pierced my man boobs.

While the X-Men is a good comic book series, I don't think that's a good choice for a tattoo.  That wasn't even a good issue.  They so should've went with Uncanny X-Men #137 "The Death of Jean Grey".

Wolverine and My Little Pony...a match made in hell.  You can pet the pony's hair and then Wolverine will pierce your boobs with his claws.

What a nutty tattoo!  Actually that may be one of the best portrait tattoos I've ever seen.

Beavis and Butthead are back on TV and too bad this guy is going to have to live with these tattoos for some time.

Can anyone tell me where this tattoo is from?  It's a movie that I love.

No, YOU'RE WELCOME...maybe she should also get "Cum Again" tattooed back there.

Even though I got The Human Centipede from the library yesterday, I haven't watched it yet.  I was thinking of viewing it tomorrow evening and possibly seeing if any single ladies want to come over and watch it with me.

This guy is supposedly famous for his tattoo of Bear Bryant.  How awesome is that!  People become famous for tattoos of famous people.  My brain is about to explode.

I think Mount Rushmore needs a face lift.

A tattoo of Chunk and Sloth would best positioned on the stomach so when you do the Truffle Shuffle they will dance with you.

NO!  Girl's don't do that!

Well that is a whale of a whale tail.  I think that would be cheaper in the long run than letting thongs show and it could also give the illusion that the person with the tattoo wears sexy panties when she's actually wearing granny panties or nothing at all.

Cut along the dotted line.  If I saw that tattoo back in my drinking daze I probably would've found the biggest pair of scissors I could find and try to cut them toes.
 
Ick-abod Crane would probably crap his pants if he saw this tattoo.  Yes, that is a reference to 19th century literature.

I just hope this isn't a tribute tattoo.  I seriously do not know any parent that gives their baby a bottle that is larger than the baby.  I think that would pose a lot of problems for the child. 

I like cars.  I just don't think I could ever bring myself to tattoo a car logo on my body.  OK, I have thought of getting the Chevy bowtie tattooed on my throat because that way I am always ready for a classy situation.

UGH!  Why?  Aren't Jeeps rugged and manly vehicles?  What is with the flowers and vines?  Are people that daft?

I guess he's my competition when it comes to the ladies' attention with tongue usage.

I hope you enjoyed.