#caturday I stay up late last night and I have to get up early today.  I decide to go hunting.  Get up at 4 and drive up to my cousin's farm and they're all out so I don't want to go walking in the woods without letting them know I'm there.  I wait around and of course it starts raining and my asthma starts acting up so I head in.  No deer yet.  Maybe later this week.  I get home and rest and then I go out.  I'm seeing all these other hunters registering their deer and it was amazing how many deer were harvested this year.  I went out and saw this girl that I've wanted to ask out for some time but because I have little confidence so anyway there's this girl and we're talking and it's going good and I get ready to ask and then out of nowhere this guy walks by and I stopped because I saw it in her face.  Her jaw drops and she checks this guy out from head to toe.  Then came the blush and the smile.  "What was it you wanted to ask?" "Nothing.  I'll talk to you later."  Nothing like trying to ask someone out and they check out another person to ruin your day.  Then a little kid looked at me and asked his mom, "Is that Santa?"  It sucks to be fat during the holidays.

Well cats made things better for now.