I found a post I did three years ago and apparently it was a trend going around Xanga at the time where people posted things that they wanted to do.  I guess it was a bucket list of sorts.  I always wanted to do one of those Xanga trend things but I'm not cool or controversial enough.  Anyway here's what I want.

1.  I wanna...speak more languages.  I don't think the amount I know now is enough or at least it hasn't paid off that I can speak and understand 8 languages.

2.  I wanna...give out hugs to random strangers I meet on the street but now that Wisconsin has a conceal/carry permit I'd probably get shot.

3.  I wanna...go to a bar and have everyone shout my nickname as I walk in.(it sounds close to Norm)

4.  I wanna...punch the kid from Problem Child right square in the face because I can't stand him.

5.  I wanna...roll a car off a cliff once again.(it was a tremendous adrenaline rush although now I am two inches shorter and have had memory issues, maybe another roll would correct it)

6.  I wanna...petition 7-UP to have a real throwback or retro version of the soft drink.  One where they put Lithium in the drink.

7.  I wanna...be the next funny fat guy but not meet the same demise as Belushi, Farley, or Candy.

8.  I wanna...grow a set of balls and post my "spring fling" photos on here.  (A photo company came to my school with the idea of spring photos and called them Spring Fling Photos and the kids got to pick different poses.  I did one and a couple years ago gave that picture out to a few friends but I think they threw it away.  I was so cool too.  I was seated on a bench and my elbow rested on my knee and my fist was under my chin and I had a wide open-mouthed smile.)

9.  I wanna...ride a horse over a hill and when we barrel down the hill I fire a 6 shooter with the music from The Magnificent Seven playing and then I save whatever needs saving and ride off into the sunset and then my horse will rear up and I take off my cowboy hat and wave it as the screen fades to black.

10.  I wanna...know what it's like to be happy.

So I guess that means you are tagged.  I don't know how to force you to do this so do it at your own choosing.

And if you don't want to participate here are some things for you to laugh at.

I sat back there for hours and nothing happened.  Talk about false advertising.

Have you ever wondered how NFL players answer nature's call when they are on the field?  Apparently they get an equipment guy to hold up a towel while they piss into a Gatorade cup.  I'd hate to be the one to take that cup after a long series.  Oh and another way they do it is they just piss themselves.  When you're playing in below freezing temperatures, urine may be your only source of heat until you get back to the locker room.

You'll probably have to open this one in a different tab.  I thought that was a pretty good comeback except for the killing.

That was the best Choose Your Own Adventure book.


OK, those go together.  I feel bad that that girl is going to be a mother...her poor, unborn child.

It's a great day indeed.