I was going to post some of my poetry but I think it may be considered too dark and I haven't been in much of a haiku mood lately.  I also had material for a question post but I just didn't feel like typing it.  I was thinking of reposting some of my older stuff but I had no clue what I should repost and then tonight was just a shitty night so I recorded vlog.  I always tend to post them a long time after they are considered hip on Xanga.  So along with the vlog you get some photos that I found funny.

Scumbag job interviewers

Sounds like my penis

Oh...Dwight

I always knew Drew Carey was up to something on that show.

My right hand is vampiric and my left hand is a werewolf and they fight for attention from my penis who never smiles.

Is being that tan really that important or cool?

Best meme ever

And now thousands of crackheads are unemployed

I think she uses Google to browse.  I bet she's a teacher but I hear she's hard on the pupils.  That unibrow may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia.

Hey look, it's Herman Cain's new line of sleeping bags and according to congress the sleeping bags are classified as vegetables.

It looks like Hobbes is still saving that idiot Calvin after all these years.

My girlfriend liked to leave reminders as to why I should stay faithful around the house.

The Lincoln Memorial has nothing on the new Clinton Memorial.

Well what are the odds of that happening?

Well that's impressive

Maybe it happens more than I thought

That's it!  HE'S A JEDI!  It all makes so much sense now.


You know...I sort of think I want one of my own.  Oh a Link costume of course.

And you better have KY.

So if you want another vlog, axe me some questions.