Day: December 9, 2011

  • Lukewarm Links 12/8

    here are some more links for you to enjoy if enjoying links is your sort of thing

    1.  I've come to enjoy the potato chip.  I love them.  I think I always grossed my parents out with some of the flavors I enjoyed.  My two favorite flavors are Salt & Vinegar and Ketchup.  I've also come to enjoy Worcestershire Sauce flavored chips.  Well here are some unique flavors of potato chips.  I'd like to try most of those.

    2.  I'm not much of a fan of Disney movies and I don't get the appeal of the princesses but I did buy a present of some Disney princess barbie dolls.  Anyway, here are some princesses that are too badass for Disney.  You know I'd actually watch some of those if they were animated.

    3.  A while back I talked about the Family Circus and how I loved a Family Circus that had doctored captions.  Well I found another edited Family Circus.  It's called The Nietzche Family Circus.  Just keep pressing the refresh link on that site to see more comics.

    4.  I'm not much into the world of WiFi because I have a desktop computer but I plan on going wireless soon and sponging off my library's free WiFi.  Well I've heard stories of people who name their wireless networks funny names to keep people away.  Here's a Tumblr called WTFWiFi.  It's a collection of oddly named WiFi accounts.  Apparently they have a new site that is located here.

    5.  Dear Santa, I don't believe in you and you don't believe in me but I want this home brewing kit for Christmas.  If that's not under my tree then I wage war against you and all your minions and it won't be pretty.

    6.  Back in the 90s, Saturday Night Live had a kit sketch featuring Alec Baldwin called Schweddy Balls.  Go look for it, I can't do everything for you.  Anyway, ice cream company, Ben and Jerry's announced that they were going to introduce a flavor called Schweddy's Balls.  Psych!  They totally have the video on the story.

    7.  This Tumblr is fast becoming one of my favorites.  It's called The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day.  The concept of the site is that they post the same photo of Dave Coulier every day.

    8.  Nickelodeon has been airing some of the old shows that were popular in the 90s.  Have you ever wondered where those people were these days?  Well check it out here.

    9.  Since I'm nostalgic, here's some stuff that may remind you of your childhood.  SO MANY MEMORIES!

    10.  Since I'm nostalgic, here's some food that may remind you of your childhood.  SO MANY MEMORIES!

    11.  Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, is not only the greatest quarterback in the NFL but he's also the greatest photobomber.

    12.  Business Insider has compiled a list of the top ten most tweeted moments of 2011.  It's really shitty that #1 is #1 and #10 is #10.

    And for those that don't like links, here's some more pics with funny captions.  Be careful some may be NSFW.

    "Well I'm certain the queen will love my Angry Birds dress."

    You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa's sadistic demon friends are coming to town.  IT'S THE KRAMPUS!

    Noah collected two of every animal but he thought 1 slut was enough.  You know I've heard of girls hanging out with fat chicks so they think they're skinny but this is ridiculous.

    Oddly enough, neither of them have a cherry.

    BEST UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER EVER!

    You best keep the Han in Hanukkah because he did the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

    AND HE WANTS BRAINS!

    Merry Christmas from your local McDonald's.

    And sine they disagree with me they are a troll.

    No wonder they hate us.

  • Tattoo Thursday 12/8

    Here's some more tattoos of questionable taste.
    OK, @peridot21 these are the last of the Elvis tattoos.  And the next 2 weeks I will have a special theme.

    I don't know if I posted this one before so I'm sorry if you are terrified of zombie Elvis.

    I know I've said that a lot of these Elvis tattoos don't show the late Fat Elvis but this is ridiculous when it's morbidly obese Elvis.

    I didn't know if I should post this one.  The person who had it said it's Elvis but I'm sure it's supposed to be Sloth from The Goonies.

    This is an excellent "old" Elvis.  I love those glasses.

    And I think tattoos kill fame.

    It looks like he just got done posing with Nixon.  If that were a little higher up on the leg, Elvis would definitely be posing with dick.

    TWOFER!  The right arm Elvis doesn't look like Elvis but looks like that guy on Bones.

    He's always watching you to make sure you aren't staring at her butt.

    I actually like this one and will let you find fault.

    I won't love that tattoo tender because Elvis looks like Terrence Howard.

    Elvis looks like he's just been told some bad news like there's no more peanut butter and bananas available.

    Elvis is a little swollen in the cheeks.  Maybe he just had his wisdom teeth removed.

    I never knew Elvis was so hairy.

    I love how this one captured the eyes.

    Oh Elvis...I'm so sorry.

    I wonder if this zombie Elvis can sing harmony if he uses the side of his mouth that is open.

    Anyone care to tell me what this one is a parody of?  Oh and the greatest thing about this tattoo besides the G which stands for Greatness is that it was done a few blocks away from where the Minnesota Vikings hold their training camp. 

    I don't know why but this tattoo of Dexter looks like he wants to kill me and then burst out in a song and dance number and make my murder a musical spectacle.

    This tattoo ain't logical.

    I will always remember that funny guy. 

    At first I thought this was a Jerry Sandusky tattoo but then I realized it was Don Vito from Viva la Bam.  He was arrested for sexual assault so...yeah.

    The golfer looks depressed.  I guess watching golf and being a golf tattoo is depressing.

    Zombie Graham Parsons...wait, I thought he WAS a zombie since his body got up and disappeared after he died.

    What a better way to remember your child than to get him tattooed on your body and made into a zombie eating Gerber Zombie Baby food.

    If anyone says, "Why didn't you put this Elvis tattoo with the others, I will hit you over the head with my guitar and then I'll stand over you and sing Crying over your unconscious body.

    This tattoo set a record for most consecutive days being on that guy's leg but then too often the tattoo would accidentally jump off and land on someone else.

    I hope you enjoyed this edition.