Hey, here's some links

1.  May as well start with the dirty one.  This may be NSFW.  Do you watch American Pickers?  I do.  Do you like Danielle on that show?  I do.  Well you can imagine my amazement when I found out she was a burlesque performer and had a website promoting her burlesque company.

2.  I was going to do each of these as separate links but I figure I would let you do the work.  Here's the best of best of 2011 lists.

3.  I like sports and I know some of you do as well.  Here's a site called WhatIfSports.  It's a simulation where you can run simulations of games to see who would win.  I've been doing this year's Rose Bowl and I'm happy to say UW wins 60% of the time.

4.  You know how I like the Cracked.com articles, well this may be one of my favorites.  It's a collection of classic songs that started off as jokes but became classics.

5.  The holidays are a time for treats but not all of those treats are delicious.  Here's a list of 25 unappetizing holiday themed treats.  Jones Soda tries way too hard.

6.  This was sort of a depressing site for me.  It's a collection of foods you'll never be able to eat again.  I can't believe I ate so many of those.

7.  I know I've posted this site before and not a lot of you are into religion but I laugh at it.  It's called Bad Vestments and it's a collection of bad apparel that pastors wear for church services.

8.  Simple website of the week...Draw a Stickman.

9.  A while back I was talking to someone here on Xanga about the hidden menus of fastfood restaurants.  I found the list.  If I ate at McDonald's I'd want to order the chicken and waffles.

10.  You're sitting on the internet right now and why shouldn't you being making the most of your time online.  Well now you can, after you leave me eprops of course, by taking these online classes that are TOTALLY FREE!  I think I'm going to try all ten.

11.  Until I discovered the internet I never knew that women had such a hard time drinking water.  It's amazing what you can find when you look for women struggling to drink water.

12.  Everything you need to know about life, you can learn from They Might Be Giants.

I think that would be better than the original.

I wonder what the conversion rate is for dollar bills to floating gold coins and coins hidden inside bricks.

Probably not but then I'm not your mom.

yeah when you vlogs you really want to make sure your sextoys aren't visible...

unless you're planning an elaborate porn parody.

You'd be amazed how doing this gets you out of traffic jams.

Pretty much every day of school was like that for me.

Early warning signs that you may have a pothead baby.

Business in front, party in back, and tax refund everywhere else.

Hey, look, they named a corner after me.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be a good shaving cream but it appears that he's Skippied a few spots.

Sometimes this is how I feel when I'm on Xanga.