Lost my idea
So now you some haikus
You are so lucky

This here DearRicky
May be the next president
Sing, "Oh Canada"

Texasisn't that bad
If you love segregation
and enchiladas

she had loose morals
If she had some loose mushrooms
She'd have loose morels

Where is @Lakalo
they really enjoy the haikus
my website is weak

find some midget porn
you will feel like a big man
in more ways than one

porn porn porn porn porn
porn porn porn porn porn porn porn
Our world's addicted

I want to scream this:
UNLEASH THE JABBERWOCKY
But I'm a coward

Feel something building
Could it be pride in my work
Nope, I just cut cheese

No genius here, folks
Country boy writing haikus
And cutting much cheese

John Jingleheimer
What an odd name for a guy
He has mom issues.

Haikus cause brain freeze
It's more painful than ice cream
Less painful than sex

You get a haiku
Individualized for you
Off to eat apples

Another haiku
Everybody Loves Raymond
these make little sense

Bless me with haikus
Thank you for taking the time
Now you get haikus

Aren't you poetic
I have no poetry skills
Purple bananas

You give me funny
feelings in my big tummy
Love rollercoaster

That was a big song
for a band a few years back
Beavis and Butthead

I'm glad you enjoyed
My haikus are quite modern
I follow no rules

thank you for support
I think DearRicky hates me
blocked me from his site

I am so dreamy
they call me Johnny Angel
Cooler than the Fonz

My haikus are weird
They are much like the writer
I am substance free

Rick Perry's scary
He wants to be Tim Tebow
That is blasphemy.

Xanga's not all bad
Especially when it works
Seems to be never

A million and two
I had to be exact here
I'm such a smartass

I wish I could stop
The Haiku has been unleashed
This will be the last.

I'm cruising around
see many better poets
Off to make rum ham

It's Always Sunny
is on my television
need kitten mittens

Never drink alone
Jesus is omnipresent
That's sweet blasphemy.

Now they air Get Smart
I seriously hate it
A shoe phone? get real

Time for serious
I think I should be smarter
wibby wocky goo

But seriously
Get Smart sucks big donkey dick
I must change stations

I’mso damn horny
Come over hereand blow me please
Bring Mexicanfood 

fourteen seventy-two
I have no clue what that means
Family Guy is on

Brandy gin vodka
With a little bit of rum
Makes for a bad drink

You're still here, reader?
I will now profess my love
Here's a vlog for you

Now photos for you
Where is homeboy @starmanjones?
back to the photos

Woman shouldn't lie about their age, it's so calculating.



sigh...really, where do I begin?

Best lyrics ever

Who knew Skrillex was an angler?

YEAH!

I guess that was a lot for losing my original ideas.  I've been playing too much Real Life.