Day: January 13, 2012

  • Lukewarm Links 1/13

    This is a day late but I have good reason.  I was exhausted from shoveling multiple times yesterday.  By the time I was finished I had to start over because the wind blew the snow and it just covered where I shoveled.  I had to shovel because the town where I live is rather dickish about keeping sidewalks clean.  They give you 24 hours but that doesn't really mean anything.  I received a notice a couple years ago and it had only been 5 or 6 hours from when it stopped snowing and I was at school.  SO I figure they want us out shoveling while it's snowing.  Anyway I was tired, here's the links.

    1.  I got my mom one of those Meatloaf Magic things for Christmas.  My aunt gave her some of those Eggies things.  My dad gave her some of those Swivel Storage things.  My mom likes weird kitchen gadgets.  Here's a collection of other weird kitchen gadgets.  OK so one of her Christmas presents was on the list.  A few of those other things look cool.

    2.  I like watching TV and I've tried my hand at writing for TV.  One of the things that got me into writing was an episode of The Sopranos that didn't really resolve itself and I'm not talking about how it ended because I think that was brilliant.  Anyway, here's a list of unresolved TV story lines.  Did Heroes make any sense?  Oh and my Sopranos episode is on there.

    3.  I found this website called Boycott Kim Kardashian because I heard that Kim is suing the webmaster.

    4.  Have you ever noticed that there's actors out there that will do any movie regardless of what it is and just as long as they collect a paycheck?  Well here's a list of some of those actors.  There may be only one or two people on that list whose work I enjoy but one is based solely on his TV work.

    5.  I have never quite understood how female teachers can sleep with their male students and I don't understand how male students would sleep with female teachers.  I think my point of view is eschewed because of the female teachers I had growing up.  None of my female teachers were anything like those ladies on the news.  Anyway, off my soapbox, here's a list of hot female teachers in movies.  I guess there are a few that I'd like to teach me especially that Veronica Vaughn...she's one hot piece of ACE!

    6.  Did you watch Mister Rogers Neighborhood when you were a child?  Did you have your children watch Mister Rogers Neighborhood when they were children?  Well have you ever wondered what happened to some of the co-stars after the show went off the air?  I found a website run by Handyman Negri.  Joe Negri is a jazz guitarist.  Who knew?  That's a lot better than a person on Facebook claiming to be the real Joe Negri and asking girls in their 20s if he can pop their black cherries.

    7.  When I was in grade school there was a game I loved to play on the computer called The Oregon Trail.  That early version of the game was the best and the stuff out today is nowhere near as fun.  Anyway, it was always fun to play because sometimes disease would wreak havoc on your wagon party but some of those diseases...well, we had no clue what they were because they've pretty much been eradicated in our country.  Here's a where are they now edition for the diseases of The Oregon Trail.  Oh and I've been busy playing a game called Real Lives which was a simulator I used at my school.

    8.  This past week I've been watching movies based on comic books.  I received Captain America as a Christmas present and after watching that I watched the recent Incredible Hulk movie and that made more sense and then I had to watch Iron Man 1 and 2 and then Spiderman and then The Crow and then Batman and then Watchmen and then Sin City.   What makes those movies so good is that they have scary bad guys and here's a list of some of the scariest.  A History of Violence...I think I'm going to have to watch that next.

    9.  I have been really upset with the more prevalent trend of movies being remade.  I think why it's been bothering me is that a lot of movies from my childhood are being remade and it's making me feel old.  Well here's a list of movies that will probably never be remade.  The funny thing is I think that #11 is being remade by Quentin Tarantino with Lindsay Lohan as the potential lead. 

    10.  I stumbled upon this Tumblr featuring album covers of bands.  The thing was that they only showed the living people on the album cover.  It's hard for me to describe but here are some of the memorable ones.  Seeing it will probably explain it better and if you have a Tumblr the link to the site is in there.

    11.  I have had this link in my link folder for some time and didn't know how to share it.  I'll just say it's the most famous fake breasts.  And because I don't want to keep my lady readers in the lurch with my lecherous overtures, here's a page talking about the big dicks of 20 famous people.

    12.  Here's a fun site.  It's called Lettermon.  I have no clue what it's supposed to be other than fun.  make sure you don't have your volume too high.  Press the buttons and have fun.


    I probably hope she'll run because I'm not so sure she will see it through to the end.

    Oh Yahoo Answers...you amuse me.

    I have armor just like that.

    The Shadow knows

    Sort of fake because when he was in high school he was still going by his real name.  What you mean his name isn't Nicolas Cage?  Oh yeah you didn't even spell his first name correctly...FAIL.

    She one the awards for best handjobs of the year.  Serious, there are awards for the adult movie industry and they have specialized trophies.  God bless America.

    Seems legit.

    I love puns.

    Oh...Facebook

    I think a lot of this post can be called "Sleasey".

    I'll be back with a celebrity round up later.

  • Tattoo Thursday 1/12

    I didn't know if I should call these terrible because, well some of them are proof that literacy in America may have risen.

    I just wouldn't trust a tattoo form of him.

    Yeah he's not going to help me now.

    Harry looks like he's trying to grab my...golden snitch of course.

    What's he looking at?

    I wish I knew a spell where I could shift the photo so I could see more of what she's covering up

    Why is Harry shaded blue?  I think it's because he's sad because that one guy died.

    And when that was cast all I could see was Patron tequila.

    Those socks smell from here.

    You can tell how I am so lonely when I think Ms. Lestrange is reaching for my magic wand.


    10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!  That has a sinister meaning.

    At first I wasn't going to post this because I didn't think it was a Harry Potter tattoo.  There is a family in my town that has that surname so I just thought it was one of them showing pride in their family.

    Weasley is your king?  I thought it would be Satan since all that witchcraft is so Satanic.

    But it's not moving!

    Spoiler alert!

    Even in tattoo form he looks like he's up to something sinister.

    The owl?  THE OWL!  OK I guess you can get attached to an animal so whatever.

    This one is what I would consider terrible but at the same time because it's sort of cool.  It's terrible because it's on the face however it can be cool because it's Harry's scar and if you look closely you can see Harry in the tattoo.

    I think he who shall not be named should also be he who shall not be tattooed.

    I hope you enjoyed.