So today was pretty crappy.  It all started off with not being able to sleep last night because as owner of the Green Bay Packers I had dread over how my team would perform.  It was met.  I had a lot going on today with church and meetings.  It was the yearly meeting where we settle the budget.  The last couple of years that I've been on the council these meetings have been rough.  Luckily those people that turn the meetings into shitstorms weren't there but it was still so long and drawn out.  Anyway I get home and watch Contagion, pretty good movie, and then Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley.  Then it was game time.  They looked horrible but the one thing that really impressed me was how Joe Philbin showing up for the game.  Maybe that's why the Packers were flat.  I have no clue but it took a lot of balls to go out there and coach a game after your son is found dead, floating in a river in Wisconsin at the hands of a possible serial killer.  See the media isn't talking about it but there's a serial killer in Wisconsin and the Midwest.  We call him the I90 killer or the Smiley Face killer or the Mississippi Madman.  Going back to the mid to late 90's there have been at least 40 murders of college aged males in 11 different states.  All the males were described as good looking, leaving parties or bars after drinking, white, popular, and athletic.  All the murders have happened within a 50 mile radius of I90 and people investigating have found smiley faces near places where they suspect the bodies have been dumped in the water.  The murders started when I was finishing up high school and they were happening in the town where I attended high school.  I can remember being in that area and we'd drink and people would tell us not to leave the house otherwise the Mississippi Madman would get us.  I know some have written off all these deaths as being alcohol related drownings but how do you explain a dozen alcohol related drownings at the same point in the same city?  It's just really creepy and I think the police don't want to admit they have a serial killer or group of killers on their hands.  But more people are going to die and they will have to live with that blood on their conscience.

The Bears and Vikings still suck.

That "G" stands for "glorious".

Next time you describe your team as "we", you best be a player or an owner.  I can say "we" because I am an NFL team owner.

I thought I'd post this photo of my cat in case you wondered what a gross of casino playing cards looked like.

Have you ever noticed how Michael Cera looks like Hitler's mom?  Maybe Cera is descended from Hitler.  That could explain his acting ability.

Say what you will about poor life decisions but this guy will be laughing last when the Three Stooges attack.

She had to take up stripping because she was short on cash.

I think I'm heading to Coachella this year especially if a handful of talentless well connected fucks are playing.

Have a nice night.