I have no clue how or why I'm posting this since I can't access my Xanga homepage.  Every time I go there it gives me the blocked page.  I can access everything on Xanga except my homepage and subscription page.  I have a feeling other people are having these same problems.  Come on, Xanga, get your shit together.  Forget about those phone apps and make this site 100%.  Why are you alienating the people who don't have smartphones?  Do you think less of us?  I think the users of Xanga need to band together and demand more.  People have paid money to use this site and this is the service they get.  My audio hasn't worked since October and I haven't had any replies.  Then you wonder why people are leaving this place for bigger and better sites.  I just can't believe this.  I could understand having an issue with the site once in a while but not every day.  Anyway, I doubt people will see this post because Xanga isn't working but I'll post it because I have been loyal to this site but now I really question my loyalty.

I always wondered about Rainbow Brite when I was a kid.  I figured she did have bodily functions that came out as rainbows.  IF that was me, I'd be frantically running to the hospital.

He's definitely asking his hands.

The unihorny.

This guy got a tattoo to help with his oral fixation.

His stealth skills are quite limited because he keeps knocking things over with his meat sword.

Well who doesn't?

You know I've seen a lot of Hello Kitty tattoos.  One thing that I'm always amazed by is the combining of Hello Kitty with other pop culture items like here we see Hello Kitty and Little Mermaid.  Maybe he should go under the sea for an extended period of time without a source of oxygen to show it off to all the fish.

Another Hello Kitty combination.  This is Hello Kitty and R2D2 from Star Wars.  I think this person should go into outer space for an extended period of time without an oxygen source to show off his tattoo to all the Ewoks and Wookies.

Well I got a pickle for you.

This tattoo is a penis with the word "insert" underneath it.  That is such a ri-dick-ulous tattoo but I'd be happy to oblige.

I think you spelled that wrong.

Someone bet me I wouldn't be able to find a shadow hand puppet tattoo.  I found a shadow hand puppet tattoo.

I actually sort of like this one but I don't get the point of it when this is about the only way you can see it.

Even if you ran spellcheck on that, YOU'RE still wrong.

Well obviously he's talking about getting shitty tattoos.  Hamburger Helper...really?

Well thank you for the reminder.  I've always thought it was 2 in the stink, 3 in the pink.

He got this tattoo after his girlfriend asked him, "What's on your mind" for the 15,000th time.  He wanted to show her that he was thinking about absolutely nothing at all.

Well...that's a positive.

I think I'm going to have to get a Xanga tattoo because it seems like this place is on life support.

The tattoo insult that keeps on giving.

OK, I hope you enjoyed and sorry for the rant but then it won't matter because Xanga isn't work for anyone.

How I have fun in the winter:

5 Random Truths

I am such a nerd.

I've been seeing too much of this on Xanga in the past few days.

This is what the government wants you to believe.

I will never be able to watch The Office or the news in the same way.

You better do it.  He has a hammer.

This is your homework assignment for tomorrow.