What do you know, Xanga's working.  I get pissed off about it so easily because in all my years...oh god here I go...I have never experienced such horrible usage as I have in the past year.  Oh well, it's working and it's time for links.

1.  I used to post a lot of funny tumblr sites and then I realized that maybe I was driving traffic away from Xanga.  Well, here's a tumblr site that is pretty funny.  It's called Rap Lyrics That Just Aren't Very Good.  The site contains rap lyrics that aren't very good.

2.  And while I am mocking rap lyrics, here's a collection of the 25 worst lyrics.  I still don't understand how people say rap is poetry and art.

3.  This Tumblr site is gear for the ladies, well actually it's geared for the ladies of New Zealand.  It's called Hey Girl, I Love New Zealand and it contains photos of Ryan Gosling saying things about New Zealand.  I don't know why I'm sharing that other than a few people here claim to LOVE Ryan Gosling.

4.  This may be one of my new favorite Tumblrs.  It's called Cooking with Skrillex and it's photos of Skrillex altered to make it look like he's cooking.  It's just so bizarre that I love it.

5.  And while we are on the topic of dubstep, here is the most awesome dubstep album of all time...CHRISTIAN DUBSTEP

6.  Here's another Tumblr site that I discovered recently.  It's called Presidential Pick-Up Lines.  Yeah, I'm a history nerd AND a pervert.

7.  And while we are the topic of presidents, have you noticed how often President Obama wears blue jeans?  They never look good on him and it seems so unnatural.  Here's a website called Barack Obama Must Stop Wearing Jeans.  I wish there was a petition we could sign to get him to stop wearing them.  Maybe I can form my own political party and call it the No Jeans Party.  I'd get at least one vote.

8.  And while we are talking about elections in a convoluted way...here's a fun campaign website for your pets.  It's called Pets with Newt 2012.  It's people whose pets support Newt Gingrich in his bid for the GOP nomination.  I actually worry about this one.  I'm half expecting Meatball to be a registered voter.

9.  Today someone asked me if I saw the photos of Miley Cyrus eating cake.  I did and I will have something tomorrow in the Celebrity Round Up if surgery goes according to plan.  Here's a collection of raunchy foods.  It's amazing how there's so much phallic shaped food out there and I can't believe how many of them I've seen.

10.  This may be a little later for a best of 2011 link but it's still hilarious.  It's the 50 most brilliant, obnoxious, or delightfully sociopathic Facebook posts of 2011.  And that is why I'm inching away from facebook slowly but surely other than to share my totally awesome Xanga posts and other random funny things that I don't post here.

11.  It's a new year and one thing I always used to look forward to were all the new movies and new albums but now I've sort of quit doing that.  I did find this collection of the least anticipated albums of 2012.  So how many of you are going to rush to the stores and buy those CDs?

12.  Turn on some music and see how long you can have Drunk Ron Swanson dance.

When did that become a popular internet meme?

I'd bite.

Isn't it ironic?  No, it's actually just a coincidence.

And also, don't read WebMD.  I swear people go to that site and read it and come out thinking they have Aspberger's or cancer.

That may be an early warning sign that your child is going to be into drugs.

mmmm...good old down home cooking.

She obviously forgot the butter and sugar or maybe she's cutting back now that she's diabetic.

They guaranteed me it would be there in under 30 minutes.  He showed up 90 minutes after I ordered.  I had to give him a tip because he's a big old sweetie, yes he is.  Instead of the regular milkbone, I only gave him a half.  The economy must be finally picking up if they have to hire dogs to deliver pizza.

With that I am out.  Have a good night.  Hopefully I'll return tomorrow.