Class, I enjoyed reading your last assignment.  I enjoyed your choices of music so much that I've decided to go on Youtube and make my own 90s party playlist.  I also enjoyed your thoughts about organ donors.  When I was a child there was a common belief in my church body that said donating your organs was sinful and if you gave your organs to someone you couldn't enter Heaven after Judgment Day when your body is reunited with your soul.  Yeah even as a 5th grader I called bullshit on that one.  Everyone gets an A.  Keep up the good work.

Now here's your next assignment:

A. 

B. 
Which is better?  Why?

A.  Olivia Munn, Christina Hendricks, Minka Kelly
B.  This one is a toss-up.  I like how Domino's offered a cheap service to me when I was in college.  2 pizzas for $10...yeah that got me through some nights.  However the pizza was so greasy that you'd develop zits the size of silver dollars.  I like Pizza Hut because they actually offer dining whereas with Domino's I've never seen a Domino's where you can eat at the restaurant.  I might also lean toward Domino's because there was this one time when I was driving down a street and I saw a deliveryman jump into his car and drop something shiny.  I thought it may be money so I stopped.  Here it was his cellphone.  I went to the frat house and called the store and said I had the cellphone.  I received two gift certificates...$25 worth of pizza and $25 worth of hotwings.
However the only pizza I eat anymore is from a chain of gas stations called Kwik Trip or from a place called Pizza Doctors.  If you ever swing through my area I should totally take you to Pizza Doctors for their evening buffet called Exploratory Surgery.

Answer one or both but answer them clearly and concisely.   Now get to work.

Why, yes, it is a joke.

Why the fucking fuck
Do people add bad music
To pornography

Sometimes the way I
Talk with you reveals too much,
and yet not enough

The Haiku Goddess
Has been bestowed upon you
LUTHERAN HAIKUS!

My own life I’d give
to wake up feeling warm and
secure, in one’s arms.

Look outside, a horse
No fool, it is a donkey
Both are wrong, a mule

Oh, constipation
This is not so new for me
I am an old man

There's even more sex
I got on a roll and wrote:
"Sex sex sex sex sex"

I once killed a man
I wanted to watch him die
I'm not Johnny Cash

 I defiantly
Copy all of my comments
Haikus are haikus

Just wait for next week
Each one may be about sex
I am so "lonely"

That's a compliment
From a genius like you
My mom can't count though

Morphine addiction
Was once treated with cocaine
Those sure were the days

When I have some time
I will have to create one
Must have some more time

You know you're a skank when you start to crystalize.

Well I know how I'm getting back into school.

sigh

I love this shot of a dam in my area.  The sad thing is that the Smiley Face Killer possibly struck when a body turned up near the dam and reports are coming in of another possible victim.  I can't believe people are ignoring this.

Nature is so lovely.

Oh snap!

Throw in some baked beans and chocolate covered bananas then you'd have two of my last three meals.

You do realize I say this quite often?  Enjoy, ladies.

I don't even know what to say here without having someone in love with Skillrex or Alexander Hamilton create a Xanga site to harass me.

Who wants to give it up with me?

Oh they are so girly!

I hope you enjoyed.