Today was a long day.  I get a phone call about 3AM and it's my dad asking me if I've been booked for Wednesday.  I told him I have taken the past couple of Wednesdays off so I can focus on church because of Lent.  He said that he needed me to go with him to get some stuff at a pharmacy.  I agreed.  I should've known that by "going with him" meant that I was driving.  I drive him a half hour to this pharmacy that orders special diabetic stuff for him and he then asks if I want a birthday present.  He writes me a check for $40.  "Now you have to do something for me."  Don't you love when presents have strings attached?  Apparently he's listening to this late night radio show about aliens and sasquatch and 2012 and demonic possession and they advertise this special tea.  He wants me to go order some and the money that he gave me was going to go for the cost of the tea because he wants me to use my card to buy it online.  The good news is that I get to keep whatever is left over.  The tea costs $38 so I got $2.  I can buy half a gallon of gas!  I then ate at Wendy's.  I know why I don't eat at Wendy's let alone fastfood in general.  It was awful.  I then got home and took a nap.  I had a dream about a Xangan but I won't say who.  It was rather interesting because she spoke in Latin and I spoke in German and everything was written in French.  Never fall asleep watching the History Channel.  Then came time for church and I was all like, "Man it's hot out here."  I look at my thermometer and it says 65.  I get to church and it starts raining and I church it up and sing and pass the plate around and then dine at church.  Wild rice soup and banana cream pie?  YES!  I think more churches need to offer pie after services.  They'd get more people.  I come home and turn on American Idol and after 15 minutes I fell asleep.  I think I forced myself to sleep because it was just awful.  I was tired, don't know why.  Maybe it has something to do with why my left kidney feels like someone is kicking me repeatedly.  I think I may have to go check this out.  You better laugh at this stuff because it was either this or a 155 question survey.

We really need to stop Joseph Kony.

Well since American Idol did a tribute show tonight I decided it was time for this.

They said I should highlight everything that's important.

I wish it still worked.  There were a couple of women I saw today that I would've loved to have cried in front of.

DJ Benny is spinning it up and it made DJ Crush show up.

Everything is better with sprinkles.

Chili's totally is divine.  The Awesome Blossom really is awesome in the Biblical sense.

Someone has a new idea for a Valentine's Day card.

Someone has a new pick-up line.  Oh, Ed, you so crazy...seriously, you were fucking nuts.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Just a reminder, I AM NOT FROM MILWAUKEE!

It's a sad day in our society when we don't accept pugs with curves.  A sad day, I tell you.

Viva Wisconsin!

VIVA WISCONSIN!  God how awesome would that be to have strapped on my hip when I'm wearing my Packers shirt and hat.  You have to coordinate accessories, people!

What happens in Aisle 5, stays in Aisle 5...unless a sextape is released and a sextape will most definitely be released with all of those security cameras focused on Aisle 5.

I hear you, Kirk.  Ugh...if I wasn't alone I'd have someone drive me to the hospital.