Class, I read you last assignment and was pleased.  I know that a lot of people don't observe Lent and I know some that do don't practice sacrificing something for the season.  My church doesn't practice that but I do because it helps me focus on the meaning behind the season.  I also enjoyed reading what TV shows you enjoyed.  There are a few that I think I should be checking out.  I also forgot to add to my list that one of my recent obsessions is a show called Oddities.  Overall you did good, class.  Your grade is an A.

Now here's your next assignment:

A.
   

B.

   
You may answer one question or the other and if you want to be an over-achiever, answer both.  I forgot to include an extra question for question B.  Make sure you tell me why you picked that song. 

OK, class, get to work.

A.  I could never settle on a name and I couldn't narrow down my powers.  The first power I would like is the teleportation/time travel sort of like Hiro in Heroes.  I actually loved how he operated and basically I could be like Quantum Leap and help right what once went wrong.  The other power I'd like is invisibility.  Now I bet you're saying I'd want that just so I could sneak into girl's houses and watch them shower and do other things.  Well, maybe but I think the reason I'd like it most is because I wouldn't be noticed and I could hide.

B.  I narrowed my songs down to two.  The first is Beethoven's String Quartet in c-sharp minor opt. 131.  There is just something so beautiful about this piece and it's so powerful and I have associated with the TV show Band of Brothers particularly the episode of the series entitled "Why We Fight".  That may be the best single episode in TV history.  The second song would be Don't Think Twice it's Alright by Bob Dylan.  I just love that song.

Little did I know
How quickly the dream would fade.
It just took one blink

I am writing a
Seventeen syllable piece
Of poetry. Boom

 I want to get out
Getting out seems a blessing
I suck at haiku

Green Bay is on Earth
Center of the footballworld
The Mighty Packers

Wet hair and warm couch.
A snarky little feline.
Thinking positive

I ate a doughnut.
Chocolate with lots of sprinkles.
I need some milk now.

Oh my sweet Lordy
Sexy haikus are sexy
Take a cold shower

Eighty milligrams
of hydrocodone, true pain
is yet to subside.

I'd love to make shirts
But I'd probably get sued
first is movie quote

I pick up the phone
“Hello, this isDominos”
Should’ve gone online.

He’s drawn on the box..
It says “Have fun, pizzaphile”
that could be naughty!

Why so delicious?
You captivate my mouth holes
You are a pizza.

I had to share this because of my Domino's haikus.

Here's a helpful reminder, ladies.

Purple hays all in my field, lately I can't grow the same yield, acting funny but I don't know why, 'scuse me while I kiss this guy

I really do look like a hippy sitting in a bird's nest

That is one drunk beaver and I can't believe it's riding a croc.

Hope floats and so does alcoholism

If you ever set up a vegetable stand, make sure you know how to spell.  There was a bar and grill in these parts that offered a vegetarian pizza but in the menus it was called a Vaggie Pizza.  You'd think I'd love eating that one all the time but, no, I hate vegetables on pizza.

I enjoy my knotted dough glazed yeast raised rings be filled with jelly.

Did we catch Kony yet?

Xanga, you're awesome.