I've had guest bloggers in the past because sometimes I think that having a guest explain current affairs is better because I tend to have a slant on my views and it's always refreshing for you to hear what others have to say. In the past I've had guest bloggers cover the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, The Economy, Swine Flu, The Nobel Peace Prize, The Times Square Bomb Scare, Xanga Suicide Hoax, The BP Oil Spill, The Crisis in Egypt, FBI Poker Sites Seizures, Penn State, and Christmas. And so to keep the tradition alive, here's a special guest blog concerning the death of Trayvon Martin.
On February 26th, 2012, a 17 year old boy named Trayvon Martin was gunned down by a 28 year old man named George Zimmerman who was a neighborhood watch leader and thought that Trayvon was exhibiting suspicious behavior.
The guest blogger's views do not necessarily reflect my opinions.
Well, hello everybody, the Godfather of Green Bay asked the Fonz to write a guest blog and, whoa, how cool is that? It's been a long time since the Fonz has been asked to give his opinion on anything. Usually Al or Arnold ask me how the food is and I have to tell Al that the fish is horrible and that I may have been wro-wro-wro-wro-wrong to put it on the menu. Then Arnold asks if if he should put locks on the stall doors in the bathroom to make extra money because he was losing it after Officer Kirk instituted a city-wide curfew for people under 18 and I say to Arnold that people will just slide under the stall doors. Anyway, the Fonz is sidetracked and it's time to share my thoughts on Trayvon.
We gotta have a little chat here and I think this is a tragedy. Here's a school boy who is just walking home after buying some candy and iced tea. Oh the Fonz has a sweet tooth and he enjoys his candy but no one has ever shot at the Fonz for his love of candy and cola. Speaking of cola, a good friend of mine loves to drink Pepsi and milk. Whoa. So Trayvon is just a boy in school and he gets shot. The Fonz didn't graduate from high school when I first went through. It was just too hard. I'm sure Trayvon did good despite all the reports circulating in the news. Who could be a perfect angel in school? It's survival of the fittest. You have to be tough otherwise you'll be pounded but school has its good points like smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, and showing my tattoo to all the chicks.
I don't get how the people of this community put this George Zimmerman in charge. I mean, whoa. It's like they put this guy in charge and then they let his brain take a vacation. I suggest they take him out of that position otherwise the Fonz will have him make medical history. He says it was an accident but accidents just happen but this was his fault. All I have to say to Zimmerman is "sit on it".
I know people are saying that what Trayvon was wearing is what got him killed. Well a lot of people think bad about the Fonz because I wear my leather coat and drive my motorcycle all over Milwaukee. They are just a bunch of squares. Sure, there are some bad apples that try to ruin it for everyone but like my Grandma Nusbaum used to say, "You can't judge an apple by its peal."
This has me all riled up. To think a young boy walking through his neighborhood gets shot. It boggles the Fonz's mind just like the time I had to drive the Polaski twins home on my motorcycle. I made sure I took all the bumpy roads. Anyway the Fonz is riled up. I think I'm going to go punch Potsie.
Also some people are wondering what the Fonz has to do with anything in this post and why my opinion belongs on the internet. Well let me tell you something, Mr. or Miss Doubter. The Fonz belongs everywhere and Miss Doubter, why don't you give me your phone number so we can discuss this further.
And a lot of people think that the Fonz is against black people because Milwaukee is one of those segregated cities in America but what people don't remember is that the Fonz singlehandedly ended segregation. Now, you're going to support Trayvon's family and you're going to stop talking about racism because as Americans we don't want to look where we've been, we want to look where we're going and we want to look cool doing it. AAAAY! *finger snap*
Remember, the views of the guest blogger do not reflect those of GodfatherofGreenBay.

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