March 30, 2012

  • Guest Blogger: Trayvon Martin

    I've had guest bloggers in the past because sometimes I think that having a guest explain current affairs is better because I tend to have a slant on my views and it's always refreshing for you to hear what others have to say.  In the past I've had guest bloggers cover the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, The Economy, Swine Flu, The Nobel Peace Prize, The Times Square Bomb Scare, Xanga Suicide Hoax, The BP Oil Spill, The Crisis in Egypt, FBI Poker Sites Seizures, Penn State, and Christmas.  And so to keep the tradition alive, here's a special guest blog concerning the death of Trayvon Martin.

    On February 26th, 2012, a 17 year old boy named Trayvon Martin was gunned down by a 28 year old man named George Zimmerman who was a neighborhood watch leader and thought that Trayvon was exhibiting suspicious behavior. 

    The guest blogger's views do not necessarily reflect my opinions.


    Guest blogger: Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli

    Well, hello everybody, the Godfather of Green Bay asked the Fonz to write a guest blog and, whoa, how cool is that?  It's been a long time since the Fonz has been asked to give his opinion on anything.  Usually Al or Arnold ask me how the food is and I have to tell Al that the fish is horrible and that I may have been wro-wro-wro-wro-wrong to put it on the menu.  Then Arnold asks if if he should put locks on the stall doors in the bathroom to make extra money because he was losing it after Officer Kirk instituted a city-wide curfew for people under 18 and I say to Arnold that people will just slide under the stall doors.  Anyway, the Fonz is sidetracked and it's time to share my thoughts on Trayvon.
    We gotta have a little chat here and I think this is a tragedy.  Here's a school boy who is just walking home after buying some candy and iced tea.  Oh the Fonz has a sweet tooth and he enjoys his candy but no one has ever shot at the Fonz for his love of candy and cola.  Speaking of cola, a good friend of mine loves to drink Pepsi and milk.  Whoa.  So Trayvon is just a boy in school and he gets shot.  The Fonz didn't graduate from high school when I first went through.  It was just too hard.  I'm sure Trayvon did good despite all the reports circulating in the news.  Who could be a perfect angel in school?  It's survival of the fittest.  You have to be tough otherwise you'll be pounded but school has its good points like smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, and showing my tattoo to all the chicks.
    I don't get how the people of this community put this George Zimmerman in charge.  I mean, whoa.  It's like they put this guy in charge and then they let his brain take a vacation.  I suggest they take him out of that position otherwise the Fonz will have him make medical history.  He says it was an accident but accidents just happen but this was his fault.  All I have to say to Zimmerman is "sit on it".
    I know people are saying that what Trayvon was wearing is what got him killed.  Well a lot of people think bad about the Fonz because I wear my leather coat and drive my motorcycle all over Milwaukee.  They are just a bunch of squares.  Sure, there are some bad apples that try to ruin it for everyone but like my Grandma Nusbaum used to say, "You can't judge an apple by its peal." 
    This has me all riled up.  To think a young boy walking through his neighborhood gets shot.  It boggles the Fonz's mind just like the time I had to drive the Polaski twins home on my motorcycle.  I made sure I took all the bumpy roads.  Anyway the Fonz is riled up.  I think I'm going to go punch Potsie.
    Also some people are wondering what the Fonz has to do with anything in this post and why my opinion belongs on the internet.  Well let me tell you something, Mr. or Miss Doubter.  The Fonz belongs everywhere and Miss Doubter, why don't you give me your phone number so we can discuss this further.
    And a lot of people think that the Fonz is against black people because Milwaukee is one of those segregated cities in America but what people don't remember is that the Fonz singlehandedly ended segregation.  Now, you're going to support Trayvon's family and you're going to stop talking about racism because as Americans we don't want to look where we've been, we want to look where we're going and we want to look cool doing it.  AAAAY!  *finger snap*

    Remember, the views of the guest blogger do not reflect those of GodfatherofGreenBay.

Comments (8)

  • good stuff gogb!!!!

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  • "Now, you're going to support Trayvon's family and you're going to stop talking about racism because as Americans we don't want to look where we've been, we want to look where we're going and we want to look cool doing it:

    supporting the family and so forth, goes with out saying, refusing to talk about it, refusing to talk about racism?  If that's what they're gonna do (and I won't be one of them) there's no possible way they're gonna look cool. Refusing to discuss reality, avoiding the topic of racism for any reason at all is about as uncool as it gets,

    Fonz, you're over dude.

  • i have the news on right now and they're talking about Trayvon

  • Fonz dude happy days ended a long time ago when they opened the doors to the asylum and let them all out.

  • i remember someone like you Fonz. a guy named Elvis. there was another guy named Ed. the latter had a show called The Ed Sullivan Show. Elvis and Ed's worlds collided when Ed invited the young Elvis onto his show because young people, especially young women loved his singing and the way he moved his hips. his hips were a problem though. that night on The Ed Sullivan Show the cameras only showed the young Elvis above the hips while he sang because there were then, as now, people who believed in the devil and believed the devil was the one behind Elvis' hip movements. Satan and Elvis were waging an all out satanic attack on American values and Elvis' hips were apparently the new weapon of choice. fortunately for Elvis there were no "Stand your ground" laws back then because someone would have surely claimed they felt threatened by the Elvis and Satan duo and would not have been charged for protecting the neighborhood from them. 

     

  • Certain things are always cool. Disrespecting the dead is not cool, even dead enemies should not be disrespected because even the dead had families and friends.

    How come the police let the cell phone ring and not answer it? Were the police afraid to tell the caller that the person they are calling is now dead? Even the military tries to notify relatives that there is a death in the family.

    The police did a drug test on the dead Trayvon. Did he test positive and that is proof of the claim that Zimmerman noted as suspicious? Looks like Zimmerman should have taken a drug test because there is a problem where neighborhood watch folks should not carry guns.

  • Poor kid this Trayvon Martin.

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