It was raining today and I was washing dishes and I saw a neighbor drive by in his pick-up truck and then I notice in the bed of the truck he has his dog leashed to one of the sides.  Then a few minutes later I see him drive by again.  Then another couple of minutes pass and I see him drive by again.  I saw him drive by a couple more times.  I found out he was giving his dog a bath because the dog hates baths.  So clever.  I had to go do some work at my aunt's house and I didn't realize how deep a puddle was and I stepped in it and the water was up to my ankles.  Her backyard was underwater and the poor deer had trouble finding her strawberry patch.  Anyway, The Office was funny and I put in my eyebrow piercing again and now it's time for links.  Oh and I just looked outside and the rain has switched to snow.  SNOW!

1.  One of the things I laugh at most in movies is how guns work.  There are so many myths that have come out of movies and it's sort of funny how people believe these to be fact.  Anyway here's 6 gun myths.

2.  I hate going to the dentist.  I have never had a positive experience going to the dentist.  I remember the dentist I saw in my hometown up until I graduated college.  He had an assistant that I swear was a sadomasochist and got off on inflicting pain on patients and then humiliating them for not flossing and brushing every five minutes of the waking hours.  Anyway, I found this article about 5 passive aggressive tools the dentist uses because he hates you and it remind me of my youth.  Then when I got out teaching there was this dentist's office a few blocks from my place in the burbs.  The doctor's name was Jabs.  I stayed away.

3.  Everyone seems to love the memes.  I know I post memes every once in a while and recently there was one that seemed to be everywhere.  It was called Ridiculously Photogenic Guy or something like that.  The guy even made the rounds on TV.  Well memes pre-date the internet and here are just a few.

4.  I feel bad for sharing this now that Rick Santorum has suspended his campaign.  I still don't think Romney will win the nomination and the GOP convention will be quite entertaining and we may see a formation of a new party.  ANYWAY...this Tumblr is what happens when American politcs collide with Japanese photoshop.

5.  Here's a celebrity Tumblr, it's Dan Harmon, creator of Community.  His most recent post is his apology letter to Chevy Chase.

6.  Here's another fun Tumblr that is cat related.  It's cats that look like Ron Swanson.

7.  Now that baseball season is in full swing...see what I did there...people will head out to the park and realize that the game is boring so they start groping each other and then they get caught having sex in the bathroom.  Here's a collection of stories about sex busts at stadium bathrooms.

8.  I find this list fascinating.  It's the 15 smartest and dumbest U.S. presidents.  I think one of the reasons why people tend to not like Obama is because he breaks a trend that has been going on since Carter in that the president dumbs himself down to reach out to Americans.

9.  I found this collection of the 50 hottest student bodies in America.  My school didn't make the list but my tax dollars are hard at work pushing UW to #17.

10.  Recently, the house from the first Home Alone movie was sold for $1.58million which was $1million under asking price.  Here's a collection of photos from the house.

11.  I was introduced to a mystery this week and I am very intrigued by it.  It's called the May Day Mystery.  Someone or some group has been posting puzzles in the University of Arizona newspaper on May Day with occasional posts in between.  Here's another site with some of the puzzles and clues.  It's quite interesting if you have the time to read.

12.  And I present, The Porkarina.

Seriously, where is Obi-Wan when you really need him?

"You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."

Oh, PETA, you so crazy

Is it weird that I want to eat a lot of these fake jelly beans?

Oh Bill, you so crazy.

I wish this was real.  My dad refuses to let me use his.

Now with the technology of hologram rappers Bugs and Daffy can enjoy both Biggie and Tupac seasons.

You've heard of Colombian neck ties, well this is a Tijuana Salad Tosser.

And there's a banana in there that will never be eaten.

That reminds me, it's time to do some spring cleaning on the old colon.  I need to add baked beans and buffalo sauce to my shopping list.

Just wait for all the marijuana talk tomorrow.

Have a good period time after you read this post.