Class, I sort of forgot to do you last assignment so this will be the last assignment for the school year.  Good luck.

Here's your final:

A. 
  

B.
  

C. 
 

OK, answer two of the three questions.  Make sure you answer them thoroughly.

Get to work.

Here's my answers:

A.  I would be a bird on Flursday because Flursday doesn't exist.  I am afraid of birds so I wouldn't want to be one on any day of the week.

B.  I would hope Bruno Mars would catch the grenade for me.

C.  OK, here's how my weekend went.  Saturday morning I get up to go fishing.  I buy the highest SPF sunscreen I could find...SPF 70.  We get to the lake I apply said sunscreen and then I fish.  I didn't catch any fish but I did catch a bird.  As I cast my line out a bird flew into the line and got tangled  and thankfully it freed itself.  Then a while later I got my lines tangled together and had to fix them and then I got snagged as I was casting and couldn't find my line and I lost a nice lure.  Well at the end of the day I go in and realize I am sunburnt even in an area where I applied sunscreen.  I hate my skin.  I wake up Sunday and it's hot as all get out and I break out in a sweat while getting dressed.  The guest pastor at my church was a college classmate and his wife was there and they have three kids.  I am single.  My mom asked if I wanted to go with her and my aunt to a home improvement store.  I figured it'd be nice to get out and not wallow in my loneliness.  I decided to stay in my aunt's van so I could nap because I was worn out from my fishing and sunburn.  I fell asleep and my head is hanging back and I wake up suddenly because something startles me and I bang my head on the roof of her van and I gave myself a concussion.  I was knocked loopy and I had no clue where I was.  My mom sees me and I'm bleeding on my forehead and she asks me what happened and I told her I can't remember.  Well once I loaded up the half ton of mulch and soil they bought and then unloaded it at my aunts house and loaded it into my mom's car and unloaded at my mom's house I went to the hospital, yep, I had a concussion.  Well I go home and then wake up at 6 because I had to go to the hospital for tests.  Maybe that wasn't totally ridiculous but I thought catching the bird was bizarre.

Well it's been a fun "school year" of doing these.  I hope you enjoyed.  I thank you for all the work you put into my site.  Now I think I'm off to ice the lump on my head.