I'm drained.  I spent about 3 hours at the hospital today having tests for all my ailments.  Apparently I didn't read side-effects of a supplement I was taking trying to alleviate my knee problems and my blood sugar was way too high.  In retrospect I guess a product with the name Glucosamine might have something to do with glucose.  Anyway, I'll answer the lies and truths thing tomorrow.  I think pretty much everyone got two right.  Links.

1.  I think one of the reasons I dislike Tumblr is so many people talk about being a 90s kid and if you're a 90s kid you'll recognize a bit of nostalgia.  Well here's 25 reasons to hate the 90s.

2.  I always wished I was alive during the space and arms race with the Soviet Union.  My parents always talked about having bomb drills in school.  I was jealous all we had were fire and tornado drills.  Anyway, the space race always fascinated me mostly because Russia was doing crazy shit to try to beat us to the moon.  Here's some of the crazy shit they did.  Obviously the best thing the Russians gave us from the space race was Photoshop.  Oh and I remember watching this show on the Science Channel about a radio operator picking up a cosmonaut screaming about being lost and burning up.  So creepy.

3.  This is old and I meant to share it a long time ago.  It's 15 things white girls do on Facebook. 

4.  So someone thought it would be a good idea to create a Tumblr to sign an online petition against Obamacare and then you can watch your petition print.  Well, like FOX News there are no checks so you can write whatever you want in the signature and here are two of my favorites.


5.  One of the nicest Xangans ever shared this Tumblr site a few days ago.  It's called Rock Charts and it presents rock songs and lyrics in chart form.

6.  This next Tumblr has become one of my guilty pleasures.  I sometimes enjoy reading fanfic because it is some of the sorriest bits of erotica on the internet.  Well this site, WTF Fanfiction, is a collection of some of the worst bits of fanfiction.  You really need to read the Twilight fiction especially this one.

7.  I've shared this before but it's time I share it again.  Everything you need to know, you can learn from They Might Be Giants songs.

8.  Have you ever gotten drunk and had a wicked, nasty hangover and you were hungry but didn't know what to eat?  Well here's a collection of the ten best hangover meals.  Mine?  It was pancakes and a block of cheddar cheese.

9.  I was going to share this on Caturday but since every day is Caturday, here's a collection of classical paintings made better with cats.

10.  And to balance everything out after photos of cats, here's a photo collection of douchebags.

11.  I was recently reading about all the fires that are burning in America and I got thinking of horrible fires around the world.  Here's a collection of 6 fires that changed the world.  The Chicago Fire...Wisconsinites scoff at the inclusion of that fire because at the same time in Wisconsin there was a major fire in the town and surrounding area of Peshtigo.  1500 bodies were recovered whereas in Chicago there were only 125 reported deaths.  A million and a half acres burned in Peshtigo whereas 3 square miles of Chicago were harmed.  OK so maybe I spent time at the Peshtigo Fire Museum.

12.  Here's a fun website where you can test your reading speed.  I don't think it's scientific but I scored 912 words a minute which is 265% higher than the national average.  Now if I could parlay that into finding love then I'd be set.

The perfect photo to describe Xanga drama.

YES!  NOSTALGIA!

#Truth  The Dude knows, man, the Dude knows.

And while we're on the topic of The Dude.  I'd totally buy that.

I think I pissed off more than a few people at the clinic today because I decided to take two pens with me and I ended up doing this in the waiting room with a table and a window.

I have a feeling after posting my reading speed I'm going to be called Professor High Brow. 

BFFs!

Everyone is attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.

Nom nom nom nom nom...but if you see ghosts you definitely want to go the other way.

I totally rock at DrawSomething

Imagine the outcry at potlucks

This post has been approved by the space pope.  Have a great night.