Day: June 12, 2012

  • How the news would handle superheroes if they were real

    So let's face it this "vigilante", as the Gotham PD likes to call him, Batman is a menace. He attacks and unlawfully subdues people with his own liberal jihadist "morality". Yet the corrupt heads of Gotham PD like commissioner Gordon let's him get away with it. Then he spends the tax payer's dollars on a "Bat Signal" to call this menace.Welcome to Obama's America,caped gestapo's holding Gotham hostage.
    Speaking of Obama's America let's take another look at the unwarranted attacks on Wayne Industries and it's beneficent owner :Bruce Wayne. Wayne has been especially hurt by Obama's socialist politics. This man who has lost his parents to urban violence, has done nothing but make jobs for the Gotham and how is he rewarded? With unjust taxation.
    Let's go to the phones: Clark from Metropolis you're on with Rush.
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    In America today we are being overrun with socialist attacks preformed by this self titled"Justice League". They have attacked the government funded Cadmus Project. Why don't we call this what it is: Terrorism. In the years before Obama's election we would have dealt with these "Super Heroes" the way we would deal with any foreign invader: military action. Yet Obama continues to bend to these terrorists.  What we need in America is someone who can stand up to Superman and his cronies. And if you ask me America, there can be only one choice for this: Lex Luthor. This man has done more positive work in America in the past two years than all the years Obama has been in office. I would go so far as to say that he is what has kept us afloat in the rough waters of the recession.
    Coming up next: What authority does this "Green Lantern Corp" have to police our skies and our homes? We break it down and put it in perspective.
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    The right is still on the attack when it comes to the existence of this supposed: Legion of Doom. They just can't except that at the end of the day we need the Justice League to protect us from groups outside the Untied States control. Claiming that the Legion doesn't exist is denial to the extreme.  Next on Hard Ball: Did house speaker Jon Boehner call the Martian Manhunter anew racial slur?
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    really America? Publicly support a man who causes more damage than the "villains" he battles? The guy's indestructible and feels justified taking the law into his own hands. Newsflash, Superman, we have the police in Metropolis for a reason.  You'd think the right-wing nutjobs would be all over this guy. Imposing his own law on civilians, causing unnecessary damage and an immigrant to boot. Oh wait!  He's white, speaks English and basically dresses in a flag. Way to be hypocritical,religious right.
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    So South Carolina just passed a bill making it illegal for human beings to fly by any means, this is a response to Wonder Woman saving that bus full of children.  But wait, no flying by any means?  There's something about that, which just doesn't sound Wright.
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    Which is why Animal Man gets a wag of my finger.  It's bad enough that he wears orange, the color of filthy protestants. But VEGAN as well?  The next thing you will tell me is that he has the power to channel the ability of bears.  And as we all know the only good "bear" is the one in the 2ndamendment.
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    The Bush administration drug us into wars in Iraq and Afghanistan simply for oil and don't let yourselves be bamboozled by their deception.  The have hindered the exploration of alternate energy sources.  We could be traveling with the chemicals that gave the Flash his super speed.  But no!  Big Oil has a rasp on us!  We could be driving our cars as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog and they'd simply be powered by gold rings.  Of course the world's worst person, Glenn Beck, would have something to say about the sky-rocketing price of gold.  The conservatives have made an obviated terror warning chart.  What does yellow even mean?  They have subsequently undermined the Green Lantern from protecting our shores.  The shores they want to have oil wash up on after they drill for oil because they are in the pockets of the oil companies.

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    All right. So Republicans are outraged, outraged, about a brand new cause nobody even knew was a cause. They say we must protect the incandescent light bulb—how dare we try to save billions of dollars in energy cost?  This has effectivally put Green Lantern out of a job.  I thought the Republicans were all about job creation and now they are putting this noble man out of a job?  How dare they!  Next on the Maddow Show we discuss which members of the Watchmen had cocktails with the Obamas and what they drank.
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