So this weekend I got to see an advanced screening of The Great Gatsby.  It was better than I expected.  I was also inspired to make a playlist of songs that I thought should've been in the movie.

1.  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
2.  Whoomp! There It Is by Tag Team
3.  Whoop that Trick by D-Jay
4.  Dancing Queen by ABBA
5.  Take the Skinheads Bowling by Camper Van Beethoven
6.  Mas by Kinky
7.  Tequila Sunrise by Cypress Hill
8.  Love is All Around by Sonny Curtis
9.  Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley and the Comets
10. Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

I should probably say that this playlist ruins a classic, is disrespectful to F. Scott Fitzgerald, and doesn't fit.  But that would be a lie.

There's something ironic here but I don't want to put my finger on it because I don't want to touch a croc or a Croc.

The Packers offensive line is definitely going to screw up the weekends of many teams this season.

Whoever said that the print industry is dying never saw this photo.  This should win the Pulitzer.

Such wholesome images

It all makes sense now.  I might have to crack my bottle open and pray to the deer god.

I hope Paul McCartney had a happy birthday.

I probably should've put more thought into this post.

It makes more sense that Hal from Malcolm in the Middle is a meth cook.  How else could you explain how messed up that family was?

I often talk about Starbucks and Olive Garden raping a culture.  Now it's the hipsters.

I wonder if that's Mrs. Trebek.

And that thought is how you survive on Xanga but you never say it.  Maybe just insinuate it.

Oh and I fucking lied, I didn't see The Great Gatsby.