• This isn't a motivational post but if you find something funny you're allowed to laugh.
• I like freckles.
• I'm balding so I wear baseball hats and I've taken to collecting minor league team hats.
• I want to see the new Batman movie but it will be crowded and people will have to sit next to me so I will probably forgo wearing deodorant and do a workout beforehand and then when they sit next to me I'll put my arm around them and say, "OH SNAP!  You're going to be my Batman buddy.  This is going to be so much fun.  Can you believe Batman dies?"
• I like boobs.
• I like bald chicks.
• I'd like to meet Mitt Romney so we can discuss job creation and underwear.
• I hate the Obama commercial that says, "What a president believes is important".  I think that's a subtle strike at Mormonism.  And four years ago it seemed like everyone was attacking him for being a Muslim or an atheist.
• I've also come to loathe all this talk about tax returns.  Wasn't it like 4 years ago when everyone on one side was harping about birth certificates?  Now the other side is harping about tax returns.  They're all rotten children.
• I watched Boy Meets World on MTV2 the other day.  I don't see what the big deal is.  It wasn't that good.
• I like short walks on the beach at dawn.
• I was digging around in some of my old CDs and I found a couple of CDs that made me want to have a listening party.  One was called Sex-O-Rama volume 2.  It’s a collection of 70s style porn music.  The other is called “Music to Make Love By”.  It’s all sorts of trance and triphop.  I just have no one to listen to them with just like I have no one to eat cheese with.  They are definitely not fun to listen to alone.  Drop me a line if you’re interested in listening to some music.  Gosh…can you smell the desperation?
• I could really go for some saltwater taffy.
• I think more girls need to read Fifty Shades of Grey and when they are frustrated they should give me a call.  See...desperation.
• While I was away I played a lot of Medal of Honor on my PS3.  I beat it and I defeated global terrorism.  You're welcome.
• Conan O'Brien did a joke about Chris Christie enjoying pie.  That's something else we have in common but I think the kind of pie I enjoy is much different.  Sorry...desperation coming through once again.
• Does anyone besides me watching this dating show "Excused"?  I sometimes think I'm the only one because whenever the contestants are told that they could be excused they are shocked.
• So a girl I once liked until she called me a retard for having a differing political opinion just said she enjoys chest hair because of Fifty Shades of Grey.  I used to have a nice forest going but then I decided to cook shirtless.
• I want to go to Pondamonium.  The concert features Garbage and The Flaming Lips.  Hmmm...it's a shame I can't stand out in the sun for anything over 15 minutes.

That is...AWESOME!

I hope @americanalien covers that version.

I still want to see it.

That would make that show so much better and the interactions with Sam the butcher would be meaningful.



Well I once declared a war on Hanukkah at Walmart because they didn't carry Hanukkah cards, menorahs, or yarmulkes.

I'm horrible at my piano and my Jewish piano.  Such a failure.

Tastes like matzo

The only piece of ass I can get...desperation

Hard to believe that show is coming to an end.  It won't end well.

Drop me a line if you want to read this.

Poetic?

That guy has the longest neck.

I think I have a future dancing for the larger fans of Chippendales.

OK that's pretty clever.

SCIENCE!  So Mountain Dew can glow in the dark.  Why would you want to drink that junk?


Have a good night.