No clue, I just use random title generators.

Band name or Mitt Romney's running mate?

"I know it was you at Chik-Fil-A, Fredo.  You broke my heart."  Oh and by the way, congratulations, America!  Congratulations on politicizing a fucking fast food restaurant that serves shitty food.  You should be proud of yourselves.  Gold stars for everybody!

With promotions like that it's no wonder Chik-Fil-A is popular.  I really could go for a switchblade or a switchblade comb.

I bet they printed that from a printer that was made with slave labor.  I bet those clothes were made in sweatshops.  OH THE POOR CHICKENS!

Best quote ever

#Wisconsin

Did you know Wisconsin is responsible for 90% of the world's brandy consumption.  Yeah, the entire world...90%.  Have you ever had a brandy old fashioned sweet?

#Wisconsin

That's what my mom told me.  She also said I had a face perfect for radio but then my mom always made sure I wasn't carrying a sawed-off shotgun when I left the house.

Flying squirrels?  The regular ones are bad enough.  I'm trying to get money to buy an AK47 so I can pick those nasty little rats off in my backyard.

Hannah Miley...she gets the best of both worlds in the Disney Universe

My thoughts exactly

Olympics or gay porn?

I should totally start stripping.

Fucking inflation

I often get confused for George Clooney's ugly dimwitted brother.

Who doesn't?

The human race disgusts me.

Let the nightmares commence!

And that's two for flinching.

Also, here's the thing people, I want to do one of them vlog things.  Fatty is suffering from vanity so I want to get in front of a camera.  This means you now have the opportunity to ask me anything so ask me anything.  ASK ME ANYTHING!