August 2, 2012
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6 Things I Love about Alcohol and Garlic
No clue, I just use random title generators.
Band name or Mitt Romney’s running mate?
“I know it was you at Chik-Fil-A, Fredo. You broke my heart.” Oh and by the way, congratulations, America! Congratulations on politicizing a fucking fast food restaurant that serves shitty food. You should be proud of yourselves. Gold stars for everybody!
With promotions like that it’s no wonder Chik-Fil-A is popular. I really could go for a switchblade or a switchblade comb.
I bet they printed that from a printer that was made with slave labor. I bet those clothes were made in sweatshops. OH THE POOR CHICKENS!
Best quote ever
#Wisconsin
Did you know Wisconsin is responsible for 90% of the world’s brandy consumption. Yeah, the entire world…90%. Have you ever had a brandy old fashioned sweet?
#Wisconsin
That’s what my mom told me. She also said I had a face perfect for radio but then my mom always made sure I wasn’t carrying a sawed-off shotgun when I left the house.
Flying squirrels? The regular ones are bad enough. I’m trying to get money to buy an AK47 so I can pick those nasty little rats off in my backyard.
Hannah Miley…she gets the best of both worlds in the Disney Universe
My thoughts exactly
Olympics or gay porn?
I should totally start stripping.
Fucking inflation
I often get confused for George Clooney’s ugly dimwitted brother.
Who doesn’t?
The human race disgusts me.
Let the nightmares commence!
And that’s two for flinching.Also, here’s the thing people, I want to do one of them vlog things. Fatty is suffering from vanity so I want to get in front of a camera. This means you now have the opportunity to ask me anything so ask me anything. ASK ME ANYTHING!
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funny post
who do you think has aged better– al pacino or robert deniro and then go on and on as to why you chose whom you chose
GOD YES on all of the Wisconsin Love. And Freaks & Geeks (which I will still argue is the best show ever scripted in the history of the universe). And Kevin Malone. One word: Scrantonicity.
@bonmots - But then someone needs to throw in Joe Pesci just to shake things up a bit.
I agree fully with you about the human race. I think we should eat them all now before they get out of hand.
You’re a son of a bitch for posting that last photo!
What’s your opinion of free will?
I feel obligated to point out that all female pole vaulters are unbelievably hot. This includes Kim.
Great post. Love the Lil old lady doing the bong! Haha
Describe a childhood memory that was very embarrassing but now you can laugh at.
What is your favorite part of the day?
What was the last movie you watched, and how was it?
You post all these funny posts, what makes you laugh?
What ARE 6 things you love about alcohol and garlic?
Ask you anything? Ok then. Have you ever had more than four woman at once and how did you satify them all?
My question: Could elaborate about why Wisconsin is superior to Ohio?
rummage is a weird word… and yay! Kevin!
and a question… are you superstitious?
Question: Could you fall in love with a woman who doesn’t like beer, cheese or cats? If not, would you asleep with her anyway?
How much time do you spend every day compiling this blog? Do you sleep? And hows the cat?
Oh, and I LOLed @ the Peta dudes. I betcha those pinheads wear leather shoes too. The What is Heaven? kid creeps me out. His ears are HUGE!!!!!!!
I laughed so much at the water polo gay porn one.
Questions:
- Do you have a favourite written article/sermon/letter/etc of Martin Luther?
- Have you ever tried Katie Luther’s beer recipe? (mostly I want to know how it tastes)
- You seem to only like cats. Why the hate on dogs?
- How many US states have you been in?
- What would you do for a Klondike bar?
@Thatslifekid - That’s a very tough one to answer, because I think OH > WI
That Axl Rose is one smart dude…
Maybe he can take one of his guns and shoot one of those electric eels…
there have to be 6 things you actually love about alcohol and garlic.
what the freak…that is why these kind of cases shouldn’t be so public. 1) It’s what he wants 2) the sicko’s start coming out of their hidee holes.
My question:
What are your top 5 movies/books/music[artist/band or song]?You are standing at a cross way and you see 5 people on your right and 2 people on your left. They are both about to get hit by a car. You have to choose which group to choose, which would it be and why?
I will never understand the women who fall in love with evil monsters! Remember Ted Bundy getting married in prison? WTF? Oh, those those werent’ questions for your vlog, which I can’t wait to see.
I have to stop giggling about the Last Supper. Yes, you are sick and twisted! I’m very excited to see your vlog. I hope you talk just like my mom and all my relatives from that side of the family!
Hmmm…a question….okay, what would you cook for me were I to meet you in WI? (It’s a possibility, you know, as I am debating whether or not to attend my cousin’s wedding in Sept. If I do, I’ll drag your happy ass along.)
is it or isn’t it the Mormons?
Well, I loathe alcoholiq.
That quote has so much wrong with it. Justin Beiber and Axl Rose???
-How do you take your PB&J sandwiches?
-Moses (Charlton heston) or Pharoe (yul brynner)?
-If you were a kitchen utensil what would you be?
-Make your best sheep noise!
Hope you are doing well!!!
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