So earlier this week I found a website called Fifty Shades Generator.  It creates random passages with random words that sound like it could be from the book.  I laughed pretty hard when I first saw these so I thought I should capture myself reading them.  I hope you enjoy.  Oh and the words are probably NSFW because they have some naughtiness to them so don't go rating my site EX but if you love me you could rate it A or B...please.

I think my site is panda coffee

Well I guess if I'm going to pitch a tent I better be safe about it

Mountain Dew, you better keep your promises and give it this name.

I need that for my doors at my house even though no one comes to visit and the only porn I'd film is solo work.

It's produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.

Oh The Onion has been golden with this Akin controversy.

The new reality show to hit TLC, Toddlers and Terrorists. "So what do you mean you haven't accept Jesus as your personal Savior?"

I've heard of Russian mail order brides but never Russian mail order moms.

Mitt Romney may have magical underwear but Obama has magic and Miss Cleo on his side.

Oh Bill, you rascal.

So I bought season 6 of Dexter and finally got around to watching it.  Wow.  That's about all I can say but I'm only 3 episodes in.

Have a great night.