Sorry about all the gross vlogs.  I'm probably sure I grossed you all out with my reading but I thought it was funny.  Anyway I'm sort of tired because I was out at a farm this evening helping a guy with haying and putting together a float for a parade next weekend.  I guess it's the point where I say "Enjoy".  Oh and this will be a long post.  I figure most of you will skip the links for the tattoos.  All power to you.

1.  Let's begin this week with a little quiz called Who Said It: Joe Biden or Michael Scott?  I was surprised how well I did.

2.  And we will continue with another quiz called Who Said It: Paul Ryan or Alex P. Keaton?  I was surprised by how poorly I did.

3.  I was browsing the Huffington Post because I am so highbrow...actually I was just looking for anything for one of these posts and they have interesting collection type posts and I found this collection of war jokes in Nazi Germany.  Some of those are quite funny but quite sad when you find out what happened to some of the people who said them.

4.  In case anyone missed it, here's the 50 Shades Generator.

5.  This Tumblr site has become really popular recently.  It's called Dog Shaming.  Dog owners post notes in front of their dog shaming the dog for certain acts it did. 

6.  I've taken it upon myself to find celebrity Tumblr accounts.  Here's one belonging to Lily Allen.  She doesn't do much upkeep on it.

7.  I love Cracked and so here's a Cracked article about 10 films that famous people don't want you to see.  #10...I remember sneaking out of bed one night in high school to watch the premier of that movie on Cinemax. It was not worth it.

8.  I know some of you are wrestling fans and some of you are male so here is a collection of the greatest divas in WWE history.

9.  I know a lot of you enjoy Saved by the Bell.  Here's a collection of photos showing the transformation of Zack and Kelly over the years.  So who looks better today?

10.  Did you know Chris Rock and Charlie Sheen are the same age?  Here's a collection of comparisons of celebrities who are the same age but don't look it.

11.  A few weekends ago I had nothing better to do than sit at home in the air conditioning.  I noticed that a few of my cable networks were all airing Stephen King movies at the same time.  I thought that was pretty interesting.  I also found it interesting how many Stephen King movies there are out there.  Well here's a list of the worst to best Stephen King movies.

12.  I wish they would've covered this during the Olympics.  It's a collection of the worst place names in Britain.  I don't know, I think Shitterton sounds lovely.

Well sit right down and let me tell you a story of how I got this dope-ass fresh tattoo which @thatslifekid should totally get done

Walter Payton's nickname was "Sweetness".  His tattoo looks sort of sweet but not next to the Chicago Bears zubaz.

Dirk Nowitzki...I have awful thoughts of this tattoo now when I hear the announcers say, "Nowitzki, from downtown."

It's zombie Bettie Page...I really have nothing to say.  I don't get the whole zombie celebrity tattoo scene.



I thought I'd include some Lutheran tattoos for @Cestovatelka  So who can tell me why these three tattoos are Lutheran?

Say hello to my tattoo of my little friend

At least they got the Sissy Spacek from the best and not Angela Bettis or Chloe Moretz in the awful or yet to be awful remakes.

Bride of Frankenstein on your neck...yeah

This is a Brian Peppers tattoo.  Who is Brian Peppers?  Well he's an internet meme.  Read about him on Snopes.

I bet he's staring off into space after throwing yet another interception.

Philippians 4:13 says "I can do everything through him who gives me strength."  I don't know what that has to do with David Robinson other than he says he's a Christian.

I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.

The real kings of comedy...Sam Kinnison, Rodney Dangerfield, W.C. Fields, and Benny Hill.  I pretty much live by this W.C. Fields quote: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

Dale Earnhardt...I remember how a few weeks after he died, I spotted a t-shirt in one of the t-shirt shops in town that had Dale Earnhardt's image and the caption that said "God needed a driver".  I then saw someone who bought the shirt wearing it.  Then a Jeff Gordon fan walked up and said, "God must've wanted a big cheater to drive him around."  The Earnhardt fan cold-cocked that Gordon fan right in the jaw.  I mean that guy was down for the count.  I just stared as the Gordon fan's entourage picked him up and carried him away.

Some of the greatest villains in cinema and then there's Venom.  He was shittily portrayed by Eric Foreman.  That last Tobey MacGuire Spiderman movie was awful.

Cindy Lou Who...remind me at Christmas time to post my take on The Grinch that Stole Christmas. I can guarantee I will lose friends because of it.

Well that's regrettable.

Hunter S Thompson once said, "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."  And that probably explains this tattoo of JOHNNY DEPP as Thompson.  If you're going to get a Hunter Thompson tattoo, GET HUNTER THOMPSON AND NOT JOHNNY DEPP!

Have a great night.