I have a dirty mind.  You've probably come to that conclusion a long time ago.  I like to think it was from when I was in my vow of celibacy.  It was nearly five years of hell.  Anyway it has left me with either a very dirty mind or an overactive dirty imagination.  Sometimes hearing a movie title makes me think of how it could have an alternate meaning.  I got to thinking of movies that could be about masturbating.  Feel free to add to the list.

Toy Story
Deep Impact
The Dark Knight Rises
To Kill a Mockingbird
Die Hard
Tomb Raider
The Lovely Bones
Stroker Ace
The Big Red One
Goldfinger
Bang the Drum Slowly
Fists of Fury
The Abyss
Driving Miss Daisy
Raging Bull
It Happened One Night
Great Expectations
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Play it to the Bone
Alone in the Dark
Hot Rod
Cocktail
In Like Flint

This would be an awesome prize for those with the most titles.

Can you think of any?  Or maybe I'm just dirty minded.

Speaking of having a dirty mind...

Pornhub has taken a new route to raise money for breast cancer research.  All you have to do is watch porn.  For every 30 videos viewed it raises one cent.  When this screenshot was taken 9364609 videos were viewed meaning that $3121 were raised.  It's now at 25,678,037 views meaning $8560 have been raised.  The only downside, if you can say there is a downside, is you have to pick between watching big tit videos and small tit videos.  How does one decide which to view?

YES!

So with that money being raised I'm wondering how much Xanga's Save the Boobs raises.  I was thinking that since prostate cancers kills more than breast cancer should a lady organize a "show your dong" site.  I have artistic nude shots, just ask the people who follow my Tumblr.


Yeah probably not gonna happen.

Quick!  Hide John Stewart!  He's our most important Jew!

Buchanan's speeches really stick in your head and could be turned into country techno.

That Clark Gable was a lady killer.

The water runs for one minute at a time and then you have to wait 30 minutes to 1 hour for the next use.

This is what happens when sinners try to Te-bow.

Sinners...REPAINT!

Can someone in Minneapolis send me a can?

So we really need to sit down with this company and discuss inappropriate punctuation because I don't know many people that want to eat boy syrup.

It looks like Joe isn't going to make it to the debate tomorrow night because those bikers are getting pissed that he's stealing their woman.

#Wisconsin

I said bring in the rainbow FLAGS!

I am finally enjoying my new jeans.

Have a great night and don't forget boobs and masturbation movie titles.