Class, I read your homework and graded the last assignment.  I am very happy with how you are doing but there is always room for improvement so your grade for the last assignment is an A-.

Now for your next assignment:

A.
   
Why do you choose that pill?

B.
  

C.
  

Make sure you answer two questions.  You can answer three for extra credit.  Also make sure you answer all the questions clearly and concisely and don't forget the extra question underneath the options in question A.

Now get to work.

My answers:
A.  The grey pill.  I have felt so unloved for so long that I think it's high time I would want love and I don't care if I'm tricking anyone into it.  Just once more in my life I would love to hear someone say they loved me as I gaze into their eyes and see that they mean it.

B.  I'd probably go with George Clooney because for some reason he always has women throwing themselves at him and I'd hope he'd share with his brother.  I was thinking about Brad Pitt but he hasn't done anything for his brother so I'll stick with Clooney.

C.  This one was difficult for me because it's hard to select a female celebrity I wouldn't bang.  I would narrow it down to Sarah Silverman because her potty mouth would be nice at family dinners or Melissa McCarthy because she seems like she'd always be up for getting in trouble.  Screw it, I just want to convert to Mormonism and marry them both.