Instead of the Power Rankings this week, I decided to repost some Christmas and Hanukkah tattoos for your amazement and bewilderment.  I will have the second part tomorrow evening as long as the Snowpocalypse doesn't take anything down.

He got an arrow through the throat because he wouldn't let Rudolph join in the reindeer games.

No way would I let that guy near my teeth.


Those are abominable.

Jerry Sandusky got a tattoo for Christmas.

Celebrate or not, there is no try when Christmas it comes to.

Did you know that "Santa" is derived from "Satan"?  Don't believe me, discuss it with the Church Lady.

I know this is from one of those old hokey Christmas specials but I can't remember which one.

At first I thought this was Woody from Toy Story but someone told it's from a Christmas special.  I was a deprived child.

Are the reindeer silent now Clarice?

I have a special present for you under my forest.

You have to do a lot of upkeep with this tattoo.  You rub peppermint on it once a day.

I have some mistletoe tattooed on my body where I'd like a kiss.

If you get this tattoo you'll always have your dreams of being a dentist crushed and will be forced to work on an assembly line.

Something on my body gets all red when I get excited...ok I'm really ruining Christmas with all my references to my penis.

Santa's gonna have to stab a bitch.

Why does Frosty look like he wants to steal my soul and then go snort copious amounts of coke?

The only thing this tattoo stole was a case of copyright infringement.

I'd like to hava little nagila with her.

You can't take the Jew out.

Jews for Jesus

I hope you enjoyed and stay tuned for more Christmas tattoos tomorrow evening.