I think I'm back for another week.

25.  Death  23pts
It gets us all in the end.

24.  Records 34pts
Kids will never understand or appreciate how awesome vinyl is.

23.  Friday Night Lights 42pts
Can anyone find a TV show that is more complete than Friday Night Lights?

22.  Dubstep/Wheel of Fortune 102pts
Cockbag while listening to Dubstep?  I have no clue what that puzzle could be.  Seriously though dubstep sort of gets to me.  I like it in doses but a lot of time I think it's only good for sex...EUREKA!  Now I got the puzzle.  Not clever at all.  But I think most of the time the creation of dubstep went like "Hey you got razorblades on my chalkboard" "No, you got your chalkboard on my razorblades"  And Wheel of Fortune...did anyone catch the Johnny Cash puzzle recently?

21.  The X-Games 143pts
I am so stoked for this year's X-Games.  I'm particularly excited for the new event: Outrun the Axe.

20.  Crazy Uncle Joe Biden 200pts
He is truly a wet dream for The Onion and I hope I'm the wind beneath his crazy wings.

19.  Culver's  235pts
Can you find me a better fast food restaurant?  I don't think so.  Have a Butter Burger and some frozen custard and you will agree with me.

18.  Punk rock 269pts
When I was in college I really got into punk.  There's just something so energetic about the music.  I also love a lot of the bands that have political messages behind their songs.  This does not mean I enjoy the regurgitated crap they play on MTV.  I don't consider that punk.  It's something like Pop Rocks Rock.  It's a little gritty with a little more energy than the normal MTV fare.

17. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 300pts
I really love that show and it should be obvious by now.  I think my humor is starting to shift because of that show.  So often I find myself being just like Frank.  Yes, I love drinking in my backyard in the afternoon with my shirt hanging open.

16.  Quarters Infomercial 350pts
This guy is screaming at me to buy state quarters because now they are offering the America the Beautiful series.  And they were only made for 10 weeks.  Holy shit!  I better buy them now!

15.  Pos-T-Vac 353pts
I changed the channel because I was getting tired of the guy screaming at me to buy quarters.  Now I'm listening to men talk about erectile dysfunction and how getting a vacuum pump for their dude pistons saved their sex life. 

14.  Masturbation 369pts
Do I need a Pos-T-Vac for that?  It really is the tops.

13.  Shadows 400pts
Keeping men honest since forever.

12.  Marijuana 420pts
If it wasn't for weed this world would be such a dark place.  And by dark place I mean I probably would be able to see since I totally would only use marijuana for medical purposes.

11.  President Obama 421pts
Change ain't looking for friends.  Change calls the tune we dance to.  (guess the reference)

10.  Clay Matthews 520pts
Sundays without the Green Bay Packers really are like macaroni without cheese.

9.  Rotary Phones 635pts
I saw a post on Tumblr where a person said there was nothing greater in life than flipping shut a flip phone dramatically after having an argument with someone on the other end.  They obviously don't know the power of rotary phones.

8.  Digital Cable  680pts
Screw you analog tv!

7.  Charles Bukowski 7000pts
Yeah, pretty much the best.

6.  Maury Povich 8567pts
He continues to give us great television in this time of crisis.

5.  Memories  99,999pts
I have a lot of them, just ask me.  I could tell you about the time my first high school closed and was bought by the state of Wisconsin and converted into a prison.  The second high school I attended didn’t have their first dance until my first year there.  They had more chaperones than students.  One of the main opponents of the dance was a pastor who said that dancing would lead to fornication and this lead to the joke “Why don’t Lutherans have sex standing up?  It may lead to dancing.”  Anyway the campus pastor was going around the dance floor saying “leave room for the Holy Spirit.”  Oh and just for more backwardness, they didn’t allow students to wear blue jeans until the year before I got there.  Blue jeans too could have lead students to fornication.

4.  Dignity 287,345pts
Do you even know what it looks like?  Another chance to guess a reference.

3.  Weather 397,652pts
If it wasn't for weather, what would we complain about?

2.  American Horror Story: Asylum 432,100pts
There's one episode left and I'm hoping this year they tie up all the stories and tonight I think they did a good job setting it all up.  This season is so much better than last season.  Everyone is talking about clues set in last night's episode about the location and theme of next season.  I had some thoughts but I think they are far out but not as far out as some I've heard.  I saw one that equated the inmates playing Candy Land to witches therefore the next season would be about the Salem with trials.  I also heard one that the next season would be the last season of Dexter.  Don't ask what that's supposed to mean.  I had three thoughts from a previous episode but could only remember one now.  Pepper talking about freak shows and that got me thinking of the movie "Freaks" by Tod Browning so I was hoping the next season would be set in a circus because those things are scary.  Oh and I just remembered another.  I figured since there was a song and dance number that maybe it would set in a Vegas nightclub or maybe since Ryan Murphy also gave us Glee that the next season would be a more adult version of Glee.  Then last night another thing I noticed was that one of the characters surnames was "Crump".  I was trying to remember where I had heard that name before and then it hit me.  The Andy Griffith Show!  Andy's girlfriend on that show for the majority of the show was named Helen Crump.  So I think this must mean that the third season of American Horror Story will take place in Mayberry and we'll learn the reason why Andy never carried a gun and why crime was virtually non-existent...spoiler alert...it may have something to do with all the stuff that Otis was drinking.

1.  @aloysius_son @spinner_mom  500,000pts
They got last week's trivia reference correct and therefore got the number one spot.  Mr. Son gave me the name of the movie which was Idiocracy and Ms. Mom gave the character's name which is Frito Pendejo.  And that's how it's done.

Have a great night.