Class, I read your previous assignment.  I just want to say that I love all of your answers and participation.  It makes me feel so good that most of you take the time to answer my questions.  I'm sorry I haven't been to your sites this weekend but things got busy and then Saturday night I popped my knee out of joint after I posted my Caturday post.  It was the most intense pain I've ever felt.  I got no sleep at all and then finally Sunday afternoon I started hobbling around.  My mom asked if I was dehydrated and I probably was so I started drinking a lot of water and then the pain went away.  I don't know why that helped but it did.  I'm still limping around but I'm managing.  It just hurts to sit for anything more than 5 minutes.  I have been having so many problems with my knees lately.  Maybe I should just get replacement surgery.  I suppose I'll get better for the apocalypse.  Sorry for wasting your time with the personal stuff.  Everyone gets an A+

Here's your next assignment:

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Make sure you answer two questions clearly and concisely.  Answering all three questions gets you extra credit.

Now get to work.

A.  Well I was going to be crude and say "oral sex" but I don't know how to wrap my tongue and penis so I'll go with what I really want...happiness.  I just want to be happy for a change.

B.  I was actually talking about this today.  When I was in grade school I attended a Lutheran grade school two towns over and on Christmas Eve we had a huge church service that was led by the children.  Well it was actually led by the teachers and pastor but the students did all the singing and speaking.  Anyway, that year my classroom had to provide snacks because we had two services because so many people came they could only fit so many in the church at a service to be legally safe.  Well my mom bought a cheese tray with an assortment of cheeses.  They parked at my grandmother's house which was across the street from the church and school.  I had to walk on an icy street with the cheese tray.  I walked on the street because there were no sidewalks.  Anyway as I was about to turn to go into the school lot, I slipped on ice and fell and cheese was everywhere.  I scrambled picking up all the cheese and throwing it in the tray.  The bad thing was, if you know how they treat icy roads in these parts you'll know what was on my cheese...sand and rock salt.  I picked it up and carried it in.  The principal saw me and said to put the cheese by the other snacks.  Then he asked me if I had been playing in the snow.  I brushed myself off as I turned every shade of red.  When it was time for my class to go through the snack line after the first service I made sure not to take cheese from my tray.  When I got there it was gone.  I breathed a sigh of relief although I started feeling guilty that some other kids may have eaten cheddar and bacon cheese covered in sand and rock salt.  Then after the second service the sky cleared and the moon was full and it was shining on the snow and it made this eerie blue color all around.  My dad actually drove part of the way home without his headlights on because it was so bright.

C.  "Bridges are often built with a specific upward curve."  How did they know?

I hope everyone has a merry Christmas.

I usually don't write protected posts but I'm just going to try it this one time.  I usually don't like to make a #caturday post protected but sometimes you have to do it for the better good.  Honestly I have nothing better to say other than I have a horrible headache.  It feels like a bullet is going through my brain.  I guess you need to have been shot to understand that level of pain.

I hope everyone enjoyed this protected post and had a great weekend.