First I want to say thank you for all the birthday wishes.  I was overwhelmed.  I honestly didn't think anyone here knew or cared.  It really made my day.  My birthday wasn't exciting.  I'm still recovering from my cold so I didn't want to push anything and I didn't want to go anywhere for a fancy meal because my congestion permits me from tasting all foods.  I made myself a steak and a baked potato and that was good.  I could tell I was on the mend because today I couldn't stay awake.  Usually when I have an illness on the recovery end I get super sleepy and that day was today so I guess that's good.  Well here are some tattoos.

In the not too distant future...we need MST3K back on the air. 

I don't think he was too happy which is why I never understood the naming of Good Friday.  I realize it's "good" because of what happened but with all the reflection about why that had to happen I shouldn't come away feeling good.

Well he really couldn't tap out since his hands were occupied by the nails.

OK the story behind this one is that this girl had been dating a guy for a few weeks and she got his name tattooed across her face.  She's 17 or 18.  I can't remember now but way to throw away any career you ever dreamed of attaining.

I don't really get this one and the next one.  They are former professional wrestlers done up as women.  I'd be afraid to get this tattoo because it's off Chris Benoit.  I'd fear the tattoo would try to choke me with a weightlifting machine.

This is pin-up Al Snow.  He was the wrestler who became famous for carrying a mannequin head with him wherever he went and he carried on conversations with it.  Then he named it "Head" so his catchphrase was "What does everybody need?  What does everybody want?"  And then the audience would chant "HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD!"  Yeah that's pretty much all I wanted for my birthday this year...sigh...there aren't any hookers in my town.

Any ladies could have a friend (me) in you if you play your cards right.  At first I thought that was the Power Glove.  I wonder how many people will get that reference.

Lately the only pizza I trust comes from this place called Pizza Doctors.

P.R.E.A.M.  especially the Pizza Doctors dessert pizzas.

Pizz-finity or Infi-pizza?  Infi-pizza sounds better.  I don't know if I could eat only pizza for the rest of my life.

Where's Waldo?  I was talking to a guy at a bar a few weeks ago and he said that he's working on getting a sleeve tattoo and he's thinking of hiding a Waldo inside the work.

You most definitely aren't a playa if you have the word tattooed inside your lip.

Well that's a nice reminder but it wouldn't work if that person is an aspiring boxer.

I remember reading an article a few years ago about a taco joint in California that said if a person where to get a  visible tattoo of their logo then they would eat free for life.  I might get a Taco Bell tattoo like this one if it meant a lifetime supply of Cool Ranch Doritos tacos.

Last time I posted the pen behind the ear, here's a blunt behind the ear.  It's nice artwork and it makes me wonder how many times this guy gets stopped by the police.  Why would a person want to attract the police to their actions?

Ah yes, a good old-fashioned, I banged your mom tattoo.  I don't know who that tattoo is punishing.

Well I suppose that's nice if you don't have eyebrows.

Boobies and they are huge and long.  Save the boobies...they might be an endangered species.

Well I have to say that may be one of the most creative things I've ever seen done with a sac.  My parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said, "A big bag of money that I have to drag around with me everywhere I go."  Well...I suppose I could get this tattoo because the dragging is somewhat accurate because I'm so alone.

And this week's most tasteless tattoo...Christopher Dorner.  That was really fast to get as a tattoo.  And of course this guy is fast becoming a hero but I still think it's awful that someone would memorialize him like this.

Well I hope you weren't scarred or scared.