I haven't been the most faithful Xangan in the past couple of months.  Life has gotten in the way and Xanga has been all wonky.  I guess I should just let it drop because Xanga will never be like it once was...sigh...now where was I?  Oh yeah, I have quite a few female readers and I've had a few anonymous comments over time regarding my penis size.  I figured I should just show you.

That's my bare cock.  I shaved it and it's all nice and smooth...like I'd just show you all my penis.

In Italian, you don’t really say “I’ll break your face with my cock.”  You say “ti spacco la faccia col mio cazzo,” which is closer to “to you I break the face with the my cock.”  I love that. ”to you I break the face with the my cock.”  My cock breaks a face, the cock of mine breaks the face.  And I do it to you, for you.  I broke a face with my cock to you.  (I found that on Tumblr)

I wear a size 17.  I'm not saying I have a big penis.  I'm saying I'm a clown.

As always

Is that by myself or helped by another person?

Please...let me know

Crap...I forgot Mother's Day

Walmart has all your feminine hygiene needs.

Oh it's on now!

This may be the greatest gif ever created.

I'm all for bacon equality

Those market researchers are so smart

This is pretty much what I think of whenever I hear North Korea threatening America.

Those spices are making my mouth water.

Welp...off to enjoy my Wisconsin paradise.

Oh and rate this post A.  My last post drew EX ratings.  It's so nice that Xanga Team has addressed this issue.  Thanks, Xanga Team.