May 14, 2013

  • Homework Assignment 5/13

    Hi, I'm back with more questions.  I haven't graded last week's assignment because I need to get birthdays into my database.  I feel bad because last week I missed two birthdays but I've noticed those Xangans are never around.  Hmmm I should probably do a post about Xangans I miss.  Well that's for another post but if people want to do it in the meantime then go for it.   And Xanga photos still doesn't work...sigh...it's a death rattle.

    Here's your new assignment:

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       Who wins?  Why?

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    Answer two questions to receive full credit and answer all three for extra credit.

    Now get to work.

Comments (16)

  • 1- Mike Tyson because he bites people and has a tattoo on his face. And because tigers.

    2- I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

    3- Eat mayo because Scientology is just too fucked up. It's a cult.

  • There are some Xangans I miss, too.

    1. Bruce Lee. Because he could use more than just his fists.
    2. I learned a lot from our relationship.
    3. I'd eat the Jar-O-Mayo, because listening to Tom Cruise talk about Scientology would make my ears bleed.

    HUGS!!!

  • 1. Bruce Lee. because... Bruce Lee

    2. I am still so curious.

    3. Scientology. I can't have HFCS, which is a big ingredient in mayo. I like living.

  • 1- Bruce lee. Just because. 

    2- life is a beautiful thing. 
    3- Scientology. Luckily for me I was never interested in learning what's it about before so it'd be alright if that happened. Plus, I hardly ever use mayo. I mean, it's mayo. Just, no. 

  • 2) This.

    3) Actually, Tom Cruise. I hate mayo.

  • leaving out !:) tis time because I ave no clue.
    2.) I'm sorry that I was so insecure that I lied to you.
    3.) Listen to Tom Cruise, because I secretly love to get upset about crazy stuff, and mayonnaise is gross in large quantities. (Even though it could depend on the size of the jar. I've eate a whole tub before. But the tubs only contain aout 100 or 150 g while the jars we buy contain 500g)

  • 2. I wish I knew if you had ever actually cared for me in the same way I cared for you. (I don't have an ex, but this particular person is the closest thing I've ever had to a "relationship".)

    3. I don't really like mayo, but if I really only had to listen then I could definitely bear listening to Cruise talk about Scientology. I'd probably find it interesting because I don't know anything about Scientology and I'm up for hearing about new things.

  • 1. Bruce Lee.
    2. I did not mean for good bye to be forever.
    3. Scientology. If I am going to be nauseated, I might as well be entertained while doing it.

  • HOW CAN YOU ASK FRIVOLOUS QUESTIONS AFTER ANGELINA JOLIE HAD A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY?  I don't know.  I just can't concentrate now.

  • 1.) Bruce Lee said “Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.”  Bruce is a willow, Mike is not. So I pick Bruce because his ears are small.

    2.) I do not have an ex, sometimes I wish I did but I do not.

    3.) what's Scientology? wait - who's Tom Cruise?  dang, I guess I'll have to eat the mayo 

  • I miss Xanga Friends who just faded away.

    Bruce Lee---more weapons to us.

    2. I never had an ex.  No Comment. lol

    3. Mayonnaise.  I hate the other subject.

  • 1. wins what?  

    2. i never had any ex, so i can't say anything
    3. listen, because i can't eat a jar of mayo

  • 1.  Bruce Lee because he's fast and awesome.

    2.  Sorry Im an idiot.

    3.  Tom Cruise and the Scientology bit mainly because I don't think I could eat a whole jar and not throw up and I hate throwing up.

  • 1. If he ever connects, Tyson.

    2. Mayonnaise is nutritional!

    3. Same answer.

    You can sell your database to The Authority for all the True Blood you can drink.

  • Tyson, he was on the Zoloft to keep from killin y'all ya know..

    3. tom cruise. I like mayo, eating a whole jar plain at once would ruin it for me. I don't like tom cruise, so nothing would really change...

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