If Xanga is saved instead of calling it the outdated "Xanga 2.0" they need to call it "Xanga: Anustart"

Well, gang, I want to buy a new car and you're going to help me.  See the car I want costs about $60,000 and you are going to have to pay for it but you won't get to use it.  See I really have to have this car because it's so fancy.  I don't really need anything fancy to get me from here to there but I HAVE TO HAVE IT!  I know it's a lot to ask of you to give me all this money since I haven't been around much and I haven't answered emails or replied to any comments or concerns and haven't really updated things around my site or fixed some of the things I know are giving you problems but damn it, you're giving me this money.  If not, you won't get to see #caturday any more.  And who doesn't want to see cute cat pics like these:

Yeah you can only view 6 photos at a time

yeah 6 at a time

Isn't this 6 photos at a time thing bullshit?  Well it won't be if you buy me a new car....but there's no guarantee that you'll be able to see more than 6 cat photos at a time if you buy me a new car.  Hell, I'm not even telling you the make or the model or showing you photos.  I just need you to give me money for a new car.

Now wasn't that fun?  IF you want to see more of that you'll give me $60,000 for a new car.  If not, then I guess you can go elsewhere for your cat photos and plan on this being the last #caturday ever.  Well here's the pledge site.  Now...GIVE ME MONEY!  You have 6 minutes.  Also, if any ladies want my cellphone number so they can send me photos of their genitals, that would help toward reaching the goal somehow.