September 18, 2008

• I have calmed down a bit.  Those steroids I am taking still get the blood boiling when I get agitated.  I wonder if it is counterproductive to my blood pressure. 
  Has anyone checked out that new show on FX called Sons of Anarchy?  I didn't think a show about a biker gang would be that entertaining but then again I never thought a comedy set in a Nazi POW camp would be funny but Hogan's Heroes proved that logic wrong.  On this day back in 1965, Hogan's Heroes made its debut.  I guess Nazis are hilarious.  I don't know why but I have started watching more TV. 
  My mom said that she was at the grocery store and saw my stalker.  He told her that he wants to talk to me about going to some liquor store.  He wants me to drive because the town where the store is located is too large for him to concentrate on driving.  See it has one main street but it is four lanes.  The town is about 15,000 people.  Yeah that is huge.  My mom also thought he was talking about going to a porn shop but his speech impediment wouldn't let him say pawn so it came out porn.  My mom freaked out.  Well the guy never showed up or called me so hopefully my mom acting disgusted worked. 
  Time to look at some comics.
  
  This is probably one of the most famous or maybe infamous cells from any Batman comic.
  
  Enough with the boners.  How do you force a guy into a boner?  In my case they are pretty cooperative unless it comes to public speaking.
  
  I DON'T want to know.
  
  Uhhhhh what is Batman going to do about those dirty horrible needs?
  
  It looks like Robin is going to have to ice down his gadget.
  
  If carrying you around like that isn't gay, I don't know what is.  Maybe Batman isn't gay or straight but he's just looking for a quickie.
  
  A mushroom stamp would have been nicer, Superman.
  
  Anyone who choose The Sack as their superhero name hasn't fully considered all the testicle related jokes he's about to endure.
  
  This looks exciting.  The Superhero Polio Survivor versus The Amazing Dildo Man.
  
  At least when she's dead, Lois Lane won't have to put up with Super Dick.
  
  Batman looks so disgusted because he knows that Superman probably called Lana Lang in order to frame Lois Lane.  Hmmm Superman has interesting taste in women or at least their initials.  Reminds me of my high school football coach.  When he was in high school before he was shipped off to Nam he was dating a woman named Rhonda.  Well he came back and dumped her to marry a woman named Jackie.  Well the funny thing with his family is that everyone's name begins with the letter J.  His brother married a woman with the letter J and they had a few daughters  and sons all whose name began with the letter J.  Coach had 3 sons and 2 daughters all with names beginning with J.  That was so creepy.  If I had children they would probably kill me for the names I give them.  Like I was considering for a boy Cornelius Oswald and the last intial would be W.  C.O.W.  Ah, Superman's superdickery is rubbing off onto me.
  
  Well, seeing as both Jimmy Olsen and Aquaman are useless they both will survive. 

  That is all for tonight.  I am thinking of getting my bike out of storage and taking a ride through the hills tomorrow.

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