September 26, 2008

• Random-o-rama

  I have been cold all day although it was in the low 70s.  I think it was because last night I left all my windows open and it got really chilly in here and I fell asleep without any blanket or sheets.  Speaking of windows, I was going around to them to shut down the screens and in one that I rarely close because my cats love to sit there I found a pile of cat puke.  Oh I almost lost it.  I am a sympathy puker.  I always told my students that if they felt sick that they were free to go to the bathroom and if they puked they would be the ones cleaning it up because I get sick.  I think only one time in my life I didn't get sick when someone else was throwing up was while I held a friend's hair.  We were at a wedding reception in Waukesha and this place was classy with a capital CLASSY.  The bride's dad is a member of the club and they went all out.  The free beer that night was Guinness.  Yes, Guinness.  Anyway this friend got trashed and we wandered out on the golf course and saw some guy she had the hots for banging one of her friends and she lost it.  That threw her over the edge and then she started ralphing.  I helped her aim right in the 18th hole.  Maybe it was love...it always escapes me.  Today I tried getting out for a bike ride but my arthritic ankle wouldn't allow me to go as far as I wanted.  I got a quarter of the way and turned around.  I am probably not going to be going to see Choke this weekend because it is my parents' 30th anniversary and my dad informed me that I have to help with all the preparations for some social gathering they are holding at the church.  Fun times.  They did inform me that they will be making my favorite: pulled pork sandwiches topped with a scoop of coleslaw.  I think I am going to pick up a load of cheese curds.  I love cheese curds both fried and regular.  For those who haven't had a cheese curd, you haven't lived.  Time to get random.
  
  I'm really going to miss summer, especially those open toed shoes.  I actually find it odd in our country that men are allowed to go topless yet women but they are allowed to expose their breast while breast feeding.  We need to work on those laws.  I remember years ago when there was an equal rights protest at the state capital involving women having the right to be topless.  Of course they marched around topless.  Politics are so awesome.
  
  So is that a good deal?
  
  Take that, Brett Favre.
  
  A nice little parody.
  
  Here's another parody.  Anyone know the movie that it is spoofing?  It contains one of the most gruesome scenes in film history yet it doesn't.  The actual gore is not shown but you hear it so the brain makes you visualize it.  Not a great movie yet everyone thinks it is one of the best mafia movies ever made even though it has nothing to do with the mafia.  Oh and if you ever watch MTV's Cribs, every rapper shows you this dvd in his collection.  Answer at the end.
  
  I love this cartoon strip...hahaha strip
  
  I hate the RIAA.  Too bad all the recording artists don't realize that the RIAA is actually pissing on them.  I have heard that for every cd sold that the highest residuals that someone like Britney Spears or Madonna gets is 5 cents.
  
  So how do you get rid of your old porn?
  
  Somewhere in Gotham City, a child is happy that a judge granted full custody to his mother.
  
  Man this economy is getting tough for everyone.
  
  Soon to be the For Lease by Owner Store or possibly the $700billion Bail Out Store.
  
  As I said earlier, this economy is effecting everyone.  It is hurting fast food joints and it is also harming grammar and spelling.

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  There have been stories told about how some movies have been cursed.  Here is a list of the stories behind 6 cursed movies and movie franchises.  I think the ones about Atuk and The Conqueror are worth reading.  Especially The Conqueror, just to know what some of those actors went through before CGI and Blue and Green Screen.

  Want to see some of the whitest dancing known to man?  Check this out.  By the way, that is a church.  I wonder if people still attend the services. 

  I found an interesting blog about White people.  I wonder if it classifies as racist.  It definitely stereotypes the race.  So is this a good site?  I love The Onion so I guess that means I am white???
  
  Now this is science.  We need to devout more money to their cause.  I hope to see 5 ply within my lifetime.

  Last week I posted a link to a story about a getting murdered after a penis measuring contest went awry.  Now we have a brother stabbing his brother for a Hot Pocket.  Finally, Jim Gaffigan will be able to update and add some more to his routine about Hot Pockets.

  Well this is nothing, there was a bar in my college town that offered free drinks to women who handed over their bras.  They hung above the bar until it closed.  The best was a 40F bra that a guy stole from a girl in the dorms and took in to collect a free drink.  That bra wa placed in the center.  Maybe it wasn't 40F but it quite large and I don't think the girl ever found out.

  For any of you that have Rock Band 2, you can make avatars and here is a video on how to make a Stephen Colbert character.

  This economy is so tough that people now are getting jobs as clock models.

  Jahvid Best gets his 15 minutes of fame.  I don't think I will remember him for anything other than this.  Not even if he breaks Ron Dayne's rushing record.  I will remember this video.

  Remember Nintendo?  Not Wii, or Game Cube, or N64, or Super Nintendo.  Just plain ass old Nintendo.  Here you can play some of your favorite games.  This is a great time waster.

  Caroline Baum gets right to heart of why people are going to vote for McCain/Palin.

  Josh Groban is some famous singer.  I don't listen to him nor his type of music.  I think my mom may but anyway he did a montage at the Emmys of classic TV theme songs.  My favorite is when he sings South Park's theme song. 

  Michael Moore has a new movie that he is releasing on the Internet.  You can also purchase the dvd on the site.  The movie is about how he tried to get young people to vote in the 2004 election.  I'm not always a fan of Moore' politics.  I did enjoy a few of his movies. 

  This is a set of photos from an apartment in Houston, TX.  It has nothing to do with the hurricane.  This was before the hurricane came through.  I too ask, how can anyone live like that.  The bathroom...oh my god the bathroom.

  Well that is all for today.  I am hoping to get my Celebrity Round Up posted tomorrow.  I will be running errands with my dad so who knows.  I am also looking to add some more songs on the old audio blog so look for that.

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