October 31, 2008

  • Lukewarm Links

    Another batch so here goes...

    I love movies.  I can't even begin to count the number in my dvd and vhs collection.  This movie list is of 8 classic movies that got away with plot holes.  Now I have a problem with people on the imdb forums.  They don't know the difference between movie errors, factual errors and plot holes.  Well these are actual plot holes and I can't believe I never thought of these.

    Every once in a while, I sit down and try to watch the cartoons that today's kids love.  I don't get it.  Of course some of the kids' shows from my youth were pretty messed up.  Here are 7 Classic Kid's shows that were probably conceived on bad acid.  I loved Slim Goodbody but now as an older kid I think it is probably one of the most revolting things that was ever on tv.

    Who knew that action movies actually contained a message?  Well here are 5 action movies that are pure propaganda.  I think my favorite is Red Dawn.  I remember staying up one weekend in the 7th grade and I saw that movie on TBS and it blew my mind.  It inspired me to write short stories of a group of kids who called themselves the Badgers and fought Russians and Canadians and Iraqis.  Yeah I watched a lot of network news back in the day.

    This is one of those internet memes that I think is terrifying.  It's called manbabies.  I don't know how to describe other than have you look at it.  Manbabies gives me nightmares.

    I used to love hockey.  I grew out of it literally and yes I mean literally grew out of it because I could never find hockey skates large enough for my gargantuan feet.  Size 17 skates aren't readily available and they aren't worth the money for only skating a couple months a year.  Then the strikes hit and hockey wasn't my thing.  Well I have two hockey links.  First, hockey players aren't safe on wikipedia.  Second, all this Sarah Palin hysteria has injured a hockey player.  I can't find the article but it was on ESPN this morning: Sarah Palin's recent appearance at Philadelphia was to drop a puck before the start of the game.  Well so many people brought in Obama sigsn and also the boos were so loud that an employee of the Flyers played applause over the sound system but it was deafened out by the booing.  Hockey and politics apparently don't mix.

    HAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHA

    Do you enjoy zombie movies?  Do you like pin-up girls?  Do you like calendars?  Well here's a place where all three come together.  Zombie Pin-Up Girl Calendars.

    This is why I hate spiders.

    This is why I used to hate Homecoming Week event days. 

    This business is an actual business from back where I went to college and where I taught.  My first day of summer inservice, I walk into my office, the athletic office, and look at the refridgerator and saw a sticker for this business...The Turdologist.  It's true, he exists, and business is booming.

    Do you have bad news that you have to break to some one?  Do it with an email and a picture of a baby animal because who can resist a picture of a puppy when they are being told that you are cheating on them.

    Oh sweet Lord...this is the greatest website I have ever found...mmmmm Baconnaise....

    This guy has set up a blog about how he pranks craigslist ads.  This is some funny stuff.

    Plan on going trick or treating this year?  Do you have your loot bag picked out yet?  Well this website conducted a scientific experiement to see which is the best holder of the most candy.  The results are interesting.  The other experiments that he conducted are fun too.

    Now for the adult links:
    Playboy put up a quiz about Presidential Sex.  It definitely has some interesting facts.  Bet you won't think of Lyndon Johnson in the same light after answering the questions about him.

    I was looking up information about the new movie Nailin' Paylin and stumbled across the actual script.  I could not stop laughing while reading this.

    After Joe the Plumber became a household name, some porn site went and made a website called Dirty Joe the Plumber.  Nothing politcal about this site except the spoof of Fox news called Fuxx News. 

    Here is an adult spoof website.  It is dedicated to Sarah Palin and Erection 2008.  You know this stuff is honestly more entertaining than the actual politics.  The writing...it's so bad.  Hmmm I think I have a porn update coming up next week.

    Well that is it for this week.  I have one more entry tonight and then I may have my celebrity round up on Saturday this week.

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