November 20, 2008
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Comic Capers
So how was your day? Mine? I had an interesting occurrence. I was in the hall and something set me off. The smell it made me so nauseous. I was starting my breathing to avoid puking. I made it to the bathroom and let loose. It was my stomach bile. Neon yellow liquid coming out of my mouth and stinging the interior of my mouth. It left a horrible taste. After about bringing it up for what seemed like hours, I felt better. I cleaned up and wiped off the sweat. I sweat when I vomit, it's that intense. I go in the hallway and the smell hits me...round 2. The good thing with emitting bile is that I haven't had any stomach pains this evening. Sorry that was a bit disgusting. Anyway not much else happened.
This is for the new She-Hulk collector out there. It reminds me of an old satirical talk show called "Night Stand with Dick Dietrich" You know how all the talk shows ask questions before they go to commercial or before they come back, like for instance Maury "Do you have a teenage daughter that does drugs and has sex? If so call the Maury Show." Well the Night Stand one that I remember most fits here..."Do you have large breasts? Do you like to jump rope? Then contact Dick Dietrich."
Too bad he can't fight crime from sundown on Fridays until sundown on Saturdays. I think his weakness is non-kosher food.
Why, that is an excellent question.
I think Batman and Robin's relationship can best be described as "orgasmic".
Apparently, Batman hates when men eat ice cream cones just as much as I do.
"The Boy Who Wanted Robin for Christmas"? Didn't Batman get jealous?
Well, it's nice to know that Batman isn't into S&M.
For all the jokes I make about Batman, sometimes he is such a badass.
I hope Batman is teaching Robin how to tie a bow-tie.
That is an interesting attack strategy, Robin.
Just when you thought that Robin couldn't get any stranger....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Please say that is glue...PLEASE SAY THAT IS GLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well, I hope you enjoyed. Tomorrow I am going to do a different post.
Comments (21)
hahahha. omg you are sooo funny. Im sorry to hear that you were ill but the way you wrote it was rly entertaining lol.
LOL I wonder what else the suspicious white substance on Robin's face could possibly be??
I love them. (Not the puke scenes - I'm glad you're over them and the sweats). I love the one on how to make lesbians prefer a "man". And the She-Hulk. And your comments were hilarious.
@M00nDoll -
I was hoping that maybe Robin sneezed or a bottle of glue blew up in his face but the look on Batman's face tells a different story.
I always try to use humor to make light of my suffering.
@curiousdwk -
Once upon a time I was an aspiring comedian but I was talked out of and told that I had a face perfect for radio and I know that so much of comedy is charisma. Oh well, I can always write.
These were banner. My day sucked and now I'm laughing. Thanks for another peek at She-Hulk, darlin' you're da bomb!
@jacksoncroons -
Well I am glad my post made you laughed and shed some light on a dreary day. I am thinking that Shalom Man will be making guest appearances at the Hanukkah parties this year.
Hey, you feeling better? I sometimes wake up with intense migraines and just vomit non-stop for hours. It's probably stress induced, but it knocks the crap outta me. Hope you're ok.
gotta love a good story about pukin' LOL... feel better, now?
I am of a torn mind on the one hand if you were to get better instantly it would mean a lessened xanga presence . But one the other hand I hope very much for you that your ailment vanishes and never bothers you again. Well regardless of sickness or health I think you rock with the power of mighty kung fu + five
j/k about the torn mind thing lol I hope that you do get well and soon.
choralone
@choralone -
Well seeing the doctors have no clue as to what is wrong with me, I'll continue to be funny...j/k. Although I am feeling better. I hope my next post meets the mark.
@jacksoncroons -
Well I am feeling better. I have been having these stomach problems. Sort of felt like I was getting kicked repeatedly in the gut by a horse. I am feeling this is stress induced also could be part of my mystery illness, who knows. Those migraines aren't fun. I hope those aren't hurting you now. Thanks for the question.
@cre13 -
Yeah, I haven't felt this good for quite a while. It is weird how bringing that stuff has made me feel better. Thanks for asking.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
As awful as puking is, it makes me feel so much better afterwards. I'm glad you are feeling better!
@cre13 -
Yeah, it is strange how the body works sometimes. I won't even begin to describe the side effects I am experiencing from taking iron pills because of my anemia. Sorry to hear that you can no longer buy the lifetime. Are you going to keep trying for 100,000?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
iron pills? that sucks!!
no, probably won't be still trying for 100,000 - what's the point? I'll probably just buy 12 month premium when I reach 25,000...
I had to wait to comment on this one... that descriptive first paragraph sent me to the bathroom! LOL My favorites on the comic pics are the "relationship can be described as orgasmic" and "please say that's glue". LOL In the "orgasmic" one... they really messed up the coloring of Batman's utility belt and it looks like... yeah... not his belt! And the glue... no, I don't think it's glue at all! LOL <3 SuZ
This really made me laugh today!
@theladyofabundance -
Well I am glad to help
Lol, good stuff.
@A_NY_Zone61 -
I know you like Batman but sometimes those old comics were just so strange.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yeah they were. The original ones were kind of stupid, especially because of the fact that he rode in the same car as Bruce Wayne and Batman.
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