November 21, 2008
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday
Some time ago I did a regular Thursday post that featured some tattoos that I thought were for lack of a better word...horrible. If you have tattoos, don't think that I hate you because of your artwork. I don't mind tattoos. I just hate the ridiculous ones. Also, there may be a bit of envy in my posting about tattoos seeing as I am allergic to the ink that is used. Well here goes:
It was bound to happen. I wish I knew the blogger that got this one done and ask if they still blog. OK so it isn't terrible. I just find it funny to get a website tattooed on your body. If I wasn't allergic, I'd probably get an Ichabod, the Glory has Departed tattoo.
Zombie Christ will forgive your sins and then eat your brains.
Those two look nothing alike. I think the tattoo makes the little girl look rather boyish.
They sort of look like some engagement photos I've seen.
I never knew someone could enjoy The Three Stooges that much...
Which is more creepy: The Star Trek tattoo or how excited Sulu is.
Unfuckwithable????? That is something I would have tattooed on myself when I was 14.
Two words: BAD ASS!!!! Whoa, Patton Oswalt made a guest appearance on my blog.
Titty Twister....get it?
I think these are the Veggie Tales I want to learn about.
I asked myself almost two years ago if I could one day find a Barack Obama tattoo on the internet and YES I CAN!
So having a Bible chapter tattooed for a tramp stamp is....I don't know. I couldn't imagine reading the Bible while doing the deed. At least 1st Corinthians 13 is about love...not the dirty kinky kind but it is about love.Well I hope you enjoyed. I have my link post to make.
Comments (31)
An excited Sulu is always frightning.
That's the most hardcore tramp stamp yet. Porcupinesol got the Xanga tatoo. I think they even featured her when she got it. http://www.xanga.com/porcupinesol
@Curse_of_Greyface -
When I first found that Sulu pic, I thought he was pointing at the guy's ass.
@UR_MUSE -
If I were to get a tramp stamp it would have to be the Declaration of Independence or the Gettysburg Address.
Thanks for the address for the owner of the xanga tattoo. I found it on another site. I posted it on my site and I was getting so many footprints daily for people searching for "xanga tattoo".
Sulu is the Richard Simmons of Star Trek... it's so hard to do anything but love the little guy.
yuk and double yuk..........I am gonna blog about the Japanese tattooo....right now....
please look at it if I need to protect it or delete it...thanks
@Angelina215 -
Well personally I wouldn't protect it but I'm sort of more open than the average person.
definitely different strokes for different folks
Thanks. I like your comment about the Mary and Jesus tattoo. These are a riot - in a pathetic way.
Titty twister?! Eww!
@thinfriendxxo -
I witnessed a friend get a tattoo and that was enough for me. I went the piercing route.
@curiousdwk -
I always wondered what the thought process was when these people got their tattoos especially the Stooges guy. What would possess someone to tattoo The Three Stooges on his forehead? Another reason I could never get a tattoo is because I would have buyer's remorse ten seconds after it was finished.
@SimplyDaisy -
I think that would have to be an extremely painful tattoo. Also, that guy is in for a world of hurt when people find out he has it.
@godfatherofgreenbay - To paraphrase Groucho Marx: Would I want to be friends with someone who wanted to be friends with someone with the Three Stooges tattooed on his forehead?
Sulu, as always is creepy. You gotta love the Stooges, but maybe not that much
@jacksoncroons -
That is an unhealthy love of the Stooges...I could understand if he had Iggy Pop tattoos because I think those Stooges would be acceptable for a forehead tattoo.
Okay, the titty twister is kinda funny, but the rest of them.... OMG! How rediculous and sick. Especially the zombie Jesus... WTF? And they should have done more than feature the person with the Xanga tattoo. I mean... I'd probably get one (in a place I could cover, not my hand) if they'd offer me free lifetime premium LOL. The best "humor" tattoo I ever saw... was an old push style placed ever so conveiniently in the pubic hairs so that a single strip about the width of a razor was shaved in to expose the tat. I tried doing a search for it, but the only pic I could find showed a little too much to post on a xanga site that isn't rated "adult". <3 SuZ
@VioletMoonDancer7 -
Oh I have seen that tattoo and I think I posted it a long time ago even though I am not rated for adult content. oops!
First off- HILARIOUS!
My housemate from years ago got the "heads" of the nina turtles as a tramp stamp. I thought it was enough that she had a powder puff girl tattoo on her ankle... granted this was 7 years ago. I wonder how she feels about those floating ninja turtle heads on her body now.
HORRIBLE!
Wow, who wants to be reading in general while getting it on from behind? Can you imagine the first time a guy get's behind her, pulls her close and tells her not to move, he's reading? Weird much? (Especially, if I were the guy, I would finish reading it and hum, in the Catholic sing-song, A-MEN)
The picture of Mary and Jesus looks more like she is playing with his nipple...Kinda weird.
Zombie Jesus FTW!!!!!!!!!
The rest, FEH, go check out Mr. Cool Ice (on my blog) to see really bad tattoos.
And yes, I have tattoos and piercings, just nothing like these at all.
That Barack tattoo doesn't even look like him!
The titty twister one was fantastic.
The fairy on the guys arm is funny!
The one with the baby is not that bad. Some of the others are quite creepy!
I think the "fairy" dude is hilarious.
also, i try to imagine the tattoo artist that had to put all of the moe, larry, and curly's.
@theladyofabundance -
That is pretty funny. If I was able to get a tattoo I would probably drive myself mad over tryign to pick out what I should get. I am going to have to find the Disney guy who has 80% of his body covered with Disney tattoos. I also laugh at a couple of friends who decided to get tattoos on their breasts. I told them that as they get older and have children those will look like crap. They didn't listen. After 2 kids one finally told me that I was right.
@bosefius -
Oh the Mr Cool Ice. I saw a video of that guy on the Al Gore Channel. He is funny.
I always find it strange that Christians get "Christian" tattoos especially when the Bible speaks of not getting tattoos. However the majority of Christians probably wouldn't understand the significance of why they can get tattoos but anyway I find it to be a strange practice.
I know how the Jewish faith believes that the words of God are so sacred that they can't touch them. Conservative Christians believe that the entire Bible was inspired by God so all the words come from God. So is it sinful to bust a nut all over that Bible passage?
@Moktral -
I do place it in with all these other tattoos but I have to admit that it is pretty clever. However I wouldn't want to be that guy around other guys when liquor is involved. That would be a world of hurt.
@nattata -
I love that fairy one. I don't know why but maybe it is because the guy or girl...person looks like Patton Oswalt is a weird way. That baby one, I have to say it isn't the worst that I have seen. There are those that are far worse.
@SpongeBobScaredyPants -
Hmmm, I guess I picture that Stooges tattoo artist as some flamboyant Dali type or some big burly Harley riding guy with a huge neck beard that hasn't been trimmed for years.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Considering how nice those hips look, I will let you know in the morning.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
An ex-girlfriend of mine has Tweety on her breast. She got pissed when we told her that it was going to be a condor by the time she was 50...