November 27, 2008
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Joke Attempt
“So I was with this girl last night, right?”
“Yeah?”
“Things are heating up, and we move to the bedroom, where she’s
all like, ‘Oh, yeah, baby, give me 8 inches and make it hurt!’”“So what’d you do?”
“The only thing I could do… screwed her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.”
I laughed, you better laugh too because I could have went all "Aristocrats!" on you.
I'll be back with some ramblings tomorrow. Thanks for all the well wishes.
Comments (14)
it not just the joke but the picture really bitch slaps you into a state of wild laughter.
you still rock and that was hilarious as all hell lmfao
choralone
lol Yes, it made me laugh!
@choralone -
Thanks, I use humor as a coping device. I was going to write more about that picture but I thought to put it on hold because it is Thanksgiving. Maybe that guy will have to add a secret ingredient to his mashed potatoes. I'm thinking of a product called Extenze.
@nattata -
Well I am glad that you got enjoyment out of it...probably more enjoyment than the girl in the photo.
--stifles laughter--
yellow bedspread? really? really? FAIL.
@Moktral -
Finally someone picked up on that.
Definitely a funny joke. And the image made it better.
@jacksoncroons -
I can't believe there are guys out there that get off on being insulted in that way but too each his own. Sometime I do just want to go off in a post and do the Aristocrats joke just to see the reaction I could get.
You'd have to be pretty good to pull off that joke in a post. When I heard it, it was from a VERY GOOD storyteller in a room full of people and we were almost in pain from making faces of disgust and horror and laughing uncontrollably. I don't think it would be half as funny if I had read it.
Humor is pretty tough in a blog. It's either a definite hit or miss . . . just that one wrong word can kill the whole thing, not to mention the fact that if someone reads it right after they've read someone's mom just found out she has cancer, you haven't got a prayer.
You're naturally funny though - your weekly motivations and celebrity round ups are hysterical . . . so who knows, maybe you could pull it off?
You have made my day once again!! LOL!!
Here's another well-wish
And another similar joke: Do you know that studies have shown women to be poorer drivers than men and that there's a reason. They have a problem with depth percetption because all their lives they have been told that !___________________! (holds up two fingers this far apart) this much is eight inches.
There's no link to leave a comment on your later post (with the videos and description of your father's condition). So here's my comment.
I am so sorry about your father. I really hope it works out all right with him. And with you. Often times a scenario is as hard on the loved ones or care givers as it is on the patient himself. I'm sure it's very difficult for you. (How much time to you spend there at the hospital? What can you do? How can you help? etc.)
And good luck still with your own physical problems.
@curiousdwk -
That is so true. It reminds me of a story an exgirlfriend once told me.
Thanks for your well-wishes. The hospital said they would call if anything got worse during the night, well they didn't call. It's hard for me to go to hospitals because I find it fruitless to sit in a room but I can understand why it is done. When the nurses would come in to check on the IVs and other things I had mini-panic attacks. I can't stand needles and the like. I had so many problems blood tests and poking and prodding the past summer and fall.
@godfatherofgreenbay - It sounds like you've had quite a year this year - medically. I'm really concerned for both you and your father. And I know how fruitless the effort is to just sit and wait until the nurse's next round. You think maybe you should go do something for yourself so that you'll be free and available when there is something you can do. Especially when there is no communication going on between you and the patient. I'll be thinking of you.
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